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[Incon] Battle of Gluttons: Varesa (Genshin Impact) vs. Son Goku (DBZ)

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This isn't a battle, but an eating competition. Each character is given their own table filled with an all-you-can-eat buffet.

Winner is decided by who can eat the most without getting full first within an hour.

Varesa: 9 (Sahlwrld, Supersonicmaker, PedjaTarzan, Natsuki012, Bossbrosish, AlipheeseXIV, Rex_Eckles, Mickey1940, Bruhtelho)


Son Goku: 10 (InfinityTurtleHD, Mbpoops, CastoriceTheFifth, LoudestProcedure, AyOgUyS, Voidnether, Shar122, Da3ggman, Greatsage13th, Killerdrone123)


Paimon out eats them both: 0


For the people who are to lazy to read through three pages of texts, here are the current arguments. If I missed anything let me know and I'll update this.

Varesa arguments:

  • Varesa is described multiple times as having an insatiable appetite in her character lore
  • She has a specific eating method where she piles food high, squishes it down, and "wolfs it down in one go" to maximize intake.
  • Unlike Goku, she has a specific history of competing in and winning high-level eating competitions against powerful opponents like Mavuika, even to the point where she has her own venue for these competitions.

Goku arguments:

  • Saiyan biology (What else in needed to say there?)
  • Most of his known eating feats come from when he was a child; as an adult, his capacity and speed should be exponentially higher.
  • Current as arguments for Goku say he'll digest faster than Varesa, but he's gotten full before so take it as you will.
  • Could potentially use transformations to digest food faster (whether he'll do that in-character for a food competition is up for debate)
  • Argument about Goku's digestion from a separate thread

Varesa eating feats:

  • Won the 242nd competition by eating 80 servings of "Hot Spring O'Clock."
  • Regularly orders and finishes "party trays for eighty people" entirely by herself.
  • Successfully defeated Mavuika, the Pyro Archon, in a head-to-head eating contest.
  • Even as a small child just learning to walk, she could eat enough in one meal to feed her entire family and their saurians for a full day.

Goku eating feats:
  • He consumed 57 full-course meals in one sitting as a kid. (Honestly the only feat I've seen so far, but if anyone has other feats of him eating large meals I'll add them here. Have to be actual feats though, so just him eating a large meal doesn't count.)
  • He ate like 4 senzu beans during his 6 day trip to Namek, if a Senzu Bean can fill an average person's stomach for at least 10 days, he means that he ate the equivalent of at least 40 days worth of food in less than a week. (mentioned in this thread)
 
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Goku as a kid could eat 57 full course meals without getting full

pretty sure there's nothing Varesa can do to compete
 
Goku as a kid could eat 57 full course meals without getting full

pretty sure there's nothing Varesa can do to compete
Varesa is the 242nd Inferno Stomach Supremo competition ate 80 servings of Hot Spring O'Clock. Mavuika, the Pyro Archon, was also surprised to learn that Varesa orders party tray for eighty people that Varesa eats all by herself. Varesa even beat Mavuika in an eating competition.
 
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For more on Varesa, she's described as having a insatiable appetite twice and during eating competition she's given her own separate venue. In her chat about eating she describes filling her plate until it's high, squishes it down, and wolfs it down in one go.
 
In DB Goku was known for notoriously eating large portions of food, even to the point of chocking because of how fast he eats. Especially since he's a Saiyan, they regularly eat big meals.
Hmm.. I don't see these are good enough to beat Varesa.

Like this one of Varesa's.
During the Pilgrimage, I cover all the expenses at the Weary Inn, and without fail, there's always an order for a party tray for eighty. I used to assume it was someone ordering for a large group of friends, but as it turns out... Varesa ordered it all for herself.

Varesa is the 242nd Inferno Stomach Supremo competition ate 80 servings of 80 servings of Hot Spring O'Clock. Mavuika, the Pyro Archon, was also surprised to learn that Varesa orders party tray for eighty people that Varesa eats all by herself. Varesa even beat Mavuika in an eating competition.
And you already say it here. So, i'll still go with Varesa.
 
voting varesa, while goku is a glutton he isn’t shown eating an insane amount of food iirc (though it has been a while since i’ve read og db) and varesa has better eating feats
 
Hold on: Varesa may be able to eat 80 meals but how fast can she actually do it? She can only make Mach 2.5 movements while Goku can make >0.54341 times light speed movements and further boost his movement and thus eating speed with kaioken and super saiyan

57 isn't even that far off from 80 and that was KID GOKU so a much older and faster Goku could probably out eat Varesa due to how fast he can eat also since he's moving so fast his body probably has superhuman digestion speeds to compensate (Varesa likely does too but Goku is simply far faster)

and speed isn't equalized (finally I hate equal speed matchups at least allow all stats to be equalized)
 
Hold on: Varesa may be able to eat 80 meals but how fast can she actually do it? She can only make Mach 2.5 movements while Goku can make >0.54341 times light speed movements and further boost his movement and thus eating speed with kaioken and super saiyan

57 isn't even that far off from 80 and that was KID GOKU so a much older and faster Goku could probably out eat Varesa due to how fast he can eat
I mean, eat fast doesn't mean you cannot get full, that's just make you full faster.

You can look at this
 
I mean, eat fast doesn't mean you cannot get full, that's just make you full faster.

You can look at this

since he's moving so fast his body probably has superhuman digestion speeds to compensate (Varesa likely does too but Goku is simply far faster)

Also that probably isn't all that fast, Goku could probably eat all of that in 1//100th of the time
 
since he's moving so fast his body probably has superhuman digestion speeds to compensate (Varesa likely does too but Goku is simply far faster)

Also that probably isn't all that fast, Goku could probably eat all of that in 1//100th of the time
Again.. Faster means you're gonna full faster. The rule here is whoever get full first they lost.
 
also if Goku can "train for days with minimal rest and can fight through his long, arduous fights with the likes of Vegeta and Frieza, continuing to fight against Vegeta even after overexerting himself with Kaioken x4, and ultimately outlasting the latter even after being effortlessly beaten around, pushing himself to his limits with Kaioken, and exhausting himself with his Spirit Bomb. When he was younger, he managed to pull through and defeat Piccolo even after all of his limbs were broken and he was mortally injured." then he can probably eat more than 80 meals really fast
 
and speed isn't equalized (finally I hate equal speed matchups at least allow all stats to be equalized)
Does the speed of the characters really matter in an eating contest? I guess if you're reaching for the food then I can understand, but I don't their grabbing the food at how fast they can move. Also depending on the type of scene, Goku can either eat really fast due to anime logic (anime logic at in they eat extremely fast/ do jump cuts) or at somewhat normal pace.
 
Does the speed of the characters really matter in an eating contest? I guess if you're reaching for the food then I can understand, but I don't their grabbing the food at how fast they can move. Also depending on the type of scene, Goku can either eat really fast due to anime logic (anime logic at in they eat extremely fast/ do jump cuts) or at somewhat normal pace.
because he simply wasn't trying to eat fast

but this is a competition

so why would he hold back?

also relativistic digestion speed
 
also relativistic digestion speed
Are we even sure he can digest at those speeds? I'm not saying he doesn't have fast digestion, but saying Goku can digest food at those speeds feels like a bit of stretch imo
 
Are we even sure he can digest at those speeds? I'm not saying he doesn't have fast digestion, but saying Goku can digest food at those speeds feels like a bit of stretch imo
regardless, his digestion is gonna be far far faster than Varesa's
 
i am ngl, you would have to prove it with scan or a clip, the idea of having digestion that fast sounds impossible. till that varesa FRA
 
I have never heard of Digestion can have that much speed..
not an argument, it makes perfect sense: Goku has very fast movements so his body naturally digests food faster to give him more energy faster
 
i am ngl, you would have to prove it with scan or a clip, the idea of having digestion that fast sounds impossible. till that varesa FRA
just because it sounds impossible doesn't mean it is and besides it really doesn't matter if its relativistic or not cuz its gonna be faster than varesa's

(did a quick Google search and apparently faster, warm blooded carnivores do indeed digest food faster than slower animals)
 
just because it sounds impossible doesn't mean it is and besides it really doesn't matter if its relativistic or not cuz its gonna be faster than varesa's
how would it be faster then if it doesnt matter, and lets say we equalise speed what then? theres genuenly 0 supportive idea of this
 
Make it a 3 way then. Add

 
Make it a 3 way then. Add

Luffy would win no contest 😭
 
ok according to a quick lil swim through articles i found via Google searches:
"Physical Activity: Regular exercise stimulates the digestive system, promoting faster digestion and reducing bloating or sluggishness."
so if: doing more physical activity regularly = faster digestion, then I think its reasonable to say goku's digestion is faster
 
ok varesa has supersonic+ speed even tho she literally has hypesonic calc accepted gg wp
anyway even so wouldnt supersonic+ digestion just insta digest food, yeah not rly buying this wincon since it would make them eat endlessly and then whoever has higher stamina wins

edit: Stamina: Superhuman (Should scale to other Vision users in Natlan)
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ok varesa has supersonic+ speed even tho she literally has hypesonic calc accepted gg wp
anyway even so wouldnt supersonic+ digestion just insta digest food, yeah not rly buying this wincon since it would make them eat endlessly and then whoever has higher stamina wins


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Goku has higher stamina then so he wins

doesn't really have to be supersonic but regardless I think its clear Goku can digest far faster
 
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