Most Bizarre Goku vs Superman Arguments

[Endless_Astrograph_Sorcerer]

Title says it all.

Regardless of who they were in favor of, what are the most bizarre arguments y'all have heard in this particularly controversial matchup?

I'll start: This one essentially boiled down to 'Superman can fly but he can't fly as high as Goku so Goku can just fly where Superman can't see him and then warp kamehameha'

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

I was 10 years old when I said this one:

"I think Goku would win, because Superman can't sense ki, so he could hide and make a Spirit Bomb."

 

[Meleemaster428]

Most of the bizarre ones come from Goku's side, because whether he deserves to win or not, more people want him to so they come up with crazy stuff.

I know this is one of the more popular ones, but the whole "Goku teleports Superman to the red sun" arguments always threw me off. Goku's fighting standards aside, how the hell would he know how Kryptonian biology works? Despite what dubs may have you think, his dad's not exactly a brilliant scientist.

 

[Rikimarox2]

"iron man defeats goku, let alone superman."

 

[Ricsi-viragosi]

''"Superman simply absorbs the kamehameha like he does with the Sun's energy."''

 

[Js250476]

"Superman is the Man of Steel, Goku > steel, so Goku Beats Superman"

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

Another one I came up with when I was a kid:

"Shouldn't Goku have better mobility, since Dragon Ball's animation is more fluid than the Superman cartoon?"