Om nom nom (THE REDUX)

[Crimson_Azoth]

I heard a cry for this match on my last one, so I might as well throw my hat into the ring

This is Film Jaws from the film series of the same name vs Grunkle Sta from Gravity Falls

• Battle takes place on a beach. Stan starts on the land, the shark in the water
• Speed is not equal
• SBA otherwise

Shark: 2 (TheArsenal1212, HeadlessKramerGeoff777)

Dude: 1 (Totallynotchewbacca)

Incon: 0

Let the battle begin!

 

[Jackythejack]

(Jeezums wish my matches finished that fast so I can just love to the next one)

 

[Crimson_Azoth]

this is unnatural too, I'm used to my matches taking 10 million years

 

[Totallynotchewbacca]

I think stan can edge out here, he starts on land and has defeated giant squids with his bare hands which should be comparable if not superior to jaws

He could just jump on Jaw's back and keep hitting his eyes or anywhere else with his brass knuckles before jaws can culminate a plan

 

[TheArsenal1212]

Has Stan got any feats killing monsters in an ocean/ in the sea?

 

[Totallynotchewbacca]

https://youtu.be/lBUTFh3DtAw?t=168

 

[Totallynotchewbacca]

I hope this answers your question in some capacity

 

[TheArsenal1212]

Wow. He literally punches a squid.

Still, going with Jaws. Don't see what stop the shark from drowning Stan, and it's not like a baseball bat or punching will work underwater.

 

[Totallynotchewbacca]

well stan is above water so either jaws tries to attack him after a while, or stan just jumps on him and punches him with the knuckles and it is done

 

[Totallynotchewbacca]

but arsenal, now do you get why i put the GF cast in such high regards in AP?

 

[TheArsenal1212]

But Stan has to go in the water to fight Jaws. Jaws isn't gonna attack him on land. Once he does, Jaws drags him down. Plus this shark isn't like the squid, it's vastly more intelligent.

Yeah i do, and I reckon he matches the shark here but I just don't see what's stopping Jaws from taking the fight underwater

 

[Totallynotchewbacca]

stan is smart, much smarter than jaws

he will likely try to beat it from the top or lure it with some animal or something and attack it then

he only needs one or two good hits, which i imagine he will do before he is dragged underwater if he jumps on jaws

 

[Totallynotchewbacca]

also, crimson, i vote for stan

 

[TheArsenal1212]

Hmmm I'm actually not sure he is. Jaws isn't your average shark or animal for that matter. He's an incredibly intelligent foe

I just don't see Jaws being lured in, and while Stan is smart he shows it in patches, not like when he fights where his main approach is to go in swinging

But agree to disagree I guess

 

[Crimson_Azoth]

also, crimson, i vote for stan

Yeah, sorry, AFK for a bit due to rugby training. Vote is counted

 

[TheArsenal1212]

^ Oh Cool

League or Union?

 

[Crimson_Azoth]

Union. Go the All Blacks!

 

[TheArsenal1212]

New Zealander? Thats sick. We're just across the pond from each other hahaha

 

[Crimson_Azoth]

Aw strewth, you're a bloody Aussie! Sweet, mate!

 

[TheArsenal1212]

Bloody oath mate

Although I do love me some fush and chups

 

[HeadlessKramerGeoff777]

Jaws fra

 

[Crimson_Azoth]

Om bump bump