Onision VS Dan Schneider

[BigSmoke4269]

Both have ******* machine guns

Onision has kombucha and a brush (for grooming)

Dan Schneider has access to his Feet-Seeking Missiles

Onision:

Dan Schneider: 2

 

[BigSmoke4269]

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[Listentomyrhytm]

what

 

[BigSmoke4269]

yes

 

[ShivaShakti]

Are you ******* with me rn? LMAO

 

[Unoriginal_Memes]

Onision dies because he's cancer.

 

[ShivaShakti]

Why is this tagged under Joker? XD

 

[BigSmoke4269]

Because Onision thinks he's Arthur Fleck in his meltdown videos.

 

[ShivaShakti]

Because Onision thinks he's Arthur Fleck in his meltdown videos.

Well yeah tbh. You can tell he really wants the be The Joker lmao.

His patreon Kambucha meltdown was like Jim Carrey playing Joker and the director just told him to go ape shit.

 

[BigSmoke4269]

Told anybody else about this, I have never, but enjoy gay furry ****, I do. Understand why, I do not, a non-furry girlfriend and everything, I have. But when she is not around, watch gay furry ****, I must, and turns me on, it does.
	~ Jedi Grandmaster Yoda​

 

[BigSmoke4269]

Can that be added to Yoda's profile?

 

[Nemo212]

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[BigSmoke4269]

In my personal opinion, Onision could dump kombucha on himself, creating a force field around him to protect him from the Feet Seeking Missles. Then he'd use his machine gun to pump Dan full of lead, only for the Kombucha to come off. The remaining Feet Seeking Missiles would blow his legs off, and Onision would bleed to death, resulting in an inconclusive match.

 

[ChocomilkAlex]

Dan Schneider wins because of '''F E E T'''

 

[BigSmoke4269]

Onision dies because he's cancer.

Yeah but he's so cancerous that it'll just infect Dan too

 

[BigSmoke4269]

Dan Schneider wins because of F E E T

That's two for Dan

 

[BigSmoke4269]

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