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Thomas Edison and James Moriarty are two incarnations of Nyarlathotep, with the former having also eaten Yog Sothoth and became the new master/god over all of space time and practically IS Nyarlathotep by going to other universes and making those earths a hellhole for s***z and giggles.
 
An egotistical internet troll becomes a Time God and creates a universe where Betty Crocker rules over a species of galaxy conquering internet troll and Juggalos. Said internet trolls create our universe via playing The Sims and breeding frogs. They're so bad at it that they give our universe cancer. They team up with four human kids who also play The Sims to save the Multiverse from the earlier mentioned Time God, only to fail miserably. The son of Betty Crocker, who is also simultaneously her Great, Great Grandson, retcons the timeline to try again so they can save the day.

Oh, and Guy Fierri, Rufio from Hook, and Obama are in there somewhere.
 
Dad defeats his boss and marries a pleb, they have twins but s He leaves her and their sons at the age of 8, mom gets killed by Dad's ex boss minions and the elder son develops mommy issues.

Years later they fight, the elder son has a kid who is a deadweight and gets daddy issues with his uncle, he is in love with his step sister.
 
A muscular blue haired guy and a short chef from a 5 star hotel restaurant go on an adventure where they go to capture and cook food that's so good even the best dishes that can be made IRL would be very very very mediocre to them.
 
A Shonen protagonist goes on an adventure to become stronger for the sake of the people he cares about. Along the way he meets a number of friends some of which were enemies at one point, but with the power of friendship he is able to turn them to his side. Eventually they have to face the BBEG who threatens to destroy the world, but by believing in oneself they are able to overcome these impossible odds and save the world.
 
Knights, mages, Pirates, ninjas, furries, robots, ghosts, steampunk, sparta, demons, barbarians, demi gods, Egyptian gods, Greek gods, eldrich abominations, and ripoffs of nightmare from soul calibur all exist on the same planet in the same time period and they all hate each other
 
A spiked draconic ox raises an army to conquer a neighboring kingdom. He uses his magical powers to turn the citizens of an enemy kingdom to stone so he can invade it and conquer with no resistance, and takes a diminutive race of traitors of said kingdom into his army as his foot soldiers. The leader of the victimized kingdom is the only one capable of reversing it, so to remedy this, the monster captures this ruler and locks the ruler away in his strongest fortress, setting several decoys on the way. It's up to two former carpenters raised by dinosaurs to storm this monster's stronghold, free the ruler, and only then can the curse of petrification be reversed.
 
Tony di bugalu said:
Dad defeats his boss and marries a pleb, they have twins but s He leaves her and their sons at the age of 8, mom gets killed by Dad's ex boss minions and the elder son develops mommy issues.

Years later they fight, the elder son has a kid who is a deadweight and gets daddy issues with his uncle, he is in love with his step sister.
Deadweight gave it away lol.
 
A dude with clothes that infinitely regenerate bickers endlessly with a weeb who has mommy issues.
 
Animal fights man who want to pave the forest with concrete and uses minerals so the little piggies can live outside of a pen.
 
Qliphoth Bacikal said:
Thomas Edison and James Moriarty are two incarnations of Nyarlathotep, with the former having also eaten Yog Sothoth and became the new master/god over all of space time and practically IS Nyarlathotep by going to other universes and making those earths a hellhole for s***z and giggles.
American inventor likes screwing everyone in the multiverse to satisfy himself.
 
The real cal howard said:
A spiked draconic ox raises an army to conquer a neighboring kingdom. He uses his magical powers to turn the citizens of an enemy kingdom to stone so he can invade it and conquer with no resistance, and takes a diminutive race of traitors of said kingdom into his army as his foot soldiers. The leader of the victimized kingdom is the only one capable of reversing it, so to remedy this, the monster captures this ruler and locks the ruler away in his strongest fortress, setting several decoys on the way. It's up to two former carpenters raised by dinosaurs to storm this monster's stronghold, free the ruler, and only then can the curse of petrification be reversed.
C'mon. Guess mine.
 
Man with a beard builds a toaster and his friend gets jealous because he wanted to build the toaster first.
 
@Celestial: Yup lol, and that's just one of the weird things that one wouldn't know the context of xD
 
The real cal howard said:
A spiked draconic ox raises an army to conquer a neighboring kingdom. He uses his magical powers to turn the citizens of an enemy kingdom to stone so he can invade it and conquer with no resistance, and takes a diminutive race of traitors of said kingdom into his army as his foot soldiers. The leader of the victimized kingdom is the only one capable of reversing it, so to remedy this, the monster captures this ruler and locks the ruler away in his strongest fortress, setting several decoys on the way. It's up to two former carpenters raised by dinosaurs to storm this monster's stronghold, free the ruler, and only then can the curse of petrification be reversed.
XD Kingdom and Dinosaurs and you got to free a ruler from an Ox king monster's stronghold. Perhaps more than once. Man, I wonder where I heard that one before?
 
A homeless kid fuses with his dog and then dedicates his life to trying to plow his boss and eat toast. Also Sasuke and Zero Two are there for some reason.
 
An 8-9 ft tall teenager enters a tournament against 23 other people to prevent them from taking over Japan.
 
God likes entering the bodies of young girls and forcing them to do things against their will so it's up to one guy to stop the molester God.
 
It was just a normal day till a young boy was running late to school. He turned a corner and he bumped into a girl. They both fell down and he could see her panties.
 
One man screws over all of humanity because he's afraid of the dark.
 
A siscon get set on fire for life and then has to kill a witch to prevent the next Star Wars film from being made.
 
PTSOXMONKEY99 said:
A siscon get set on fire for life and then has to kill a witch to prevent the next Star Wars film from being made.
I'd really like a recommendation for that one.
 
You start with nothing, accomplish nothing, and end up with nothing.
 
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