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Paradox 4: De-vas-tator
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Oh, god, he's too much.
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Both ways, though Phil Swift is basically able to one-shot Logan, so who knows?Crabwhale said:
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Well, let's see what everyone thinks.Christian Higdon said:
Phil Swift vs Logan Paul
Phil Swift: 1
Logan Paul: 0
Inconclusive: 0
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Phil takes it easily via having better vlogs.
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I don't even know what's going on anymore, I will just leave this here and stop existing for a few hours.
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butt of coarse!Soel404 said:
tis=my besst workk
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Hey, what's up my ningens. Similar to "Dante", I have been dead for a time. Do not worry, as I have since recovered from my unlife and have gone about my emptiness as normal. I am currently crying in my domain, as the youngsters found me again and started to call me names. God damn...I didn't know that given languages could construct so accurately harsh phrases. But, I have also had time to re-evaluate my life, and have decided to offer this as a sort of peace offering. Thank you for both your advice, I have seen perhaps just a glimmer of hope in this void.
Now, can I have your opinions on whether or not I should eradicate those whippersnappers?
Now, can I have your opinions on whether or not I should eradicate those whippersnappers?
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Thank you for your wisdom, my undead friend.Crabwhale said:
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Crabwhale and Thotslayer.MaxForward said:
Your debate continues to bore me. Your demeanors are that of pouty children. And you hate on each other like little brats wanting to win over the other.
Laws apply to everyone. Speed is needed to move, strength is needed to lift, and durability is needed to survive. Ships are wasteful and expensive to produce, and they are much easier to destroy than create. They shouldn't be used here, because nobody cares about those pathetic hunks of metal.
Also, I, unlike you, despise sarcasm. You are obviously using sarcasm. Also, your demise means that you are... forgotten. Erased. Banished forever. And nobody needs to be your equal to erase you.
This argument contributes nothing to this growing tree of a site, so what's the point?
And what would you judge your demeanor to be like, hmmmmm Darkside? You started this petty squabble as an attempt to supposedly outgun and outsmart me with some worthless, powerless old jokes that would give any half-respectable intelligent being the intense desire to roll their eyes.You do make for an intense eye-rolling too. You're a disgusting worm with no life or girlfriend and will not even get CLOSE to Soel404. If you think that you are even finding any footholds in this squabble, you're lying to yourself. Even the annoying creature we all know as "Jar Jar Binks" has more than you. Here's proof:
I had you pegged for a legitimate shitposting lad for some time, but using the girlfriend argument? That is so pathetic it actually loops back into infinity and becomes sort of impressive. I mean, wow, actually accusing me of being interested in Soel? After what, maybe a couple of tens of conversations I've had with any of the people here? Are you legitimately high right now?
What a pathetic, but ultimately fitting, way to end your argument. Truly A+ grade idiocy.
Did you just assume I smoke weed?
I don't.
At this point, you guys might start WW3. I'm not even joking.
No, it was already over BUT you might cause it. Skeleton and Darkside have signed a contract
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Whoopsies, sorry!Crabwhale said:
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don't even squeeze a lemon about it
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Pic of an infantile me, only 1 mouth, 2 eyes, and no tentacles.
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DudewhatthefuckI'mlikethreethat'spedophillia
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No, I was three in human years in that image, approximately 0.00000015 Cycles in my kind's time measurement. I had practically been born for a few seconds relatively, so that's creepy as hell.
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I'm not sure how to feel. On the one hand, you're not being a pedophile, but on the other hand, you insulted a newborn. Hmm...Crabwhale said:
btw, does anyone remember how this all began? We were getting the handsomest boi ever to fight the strongest boi ever. To clarify, the former was Rinhurd
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Indeed, I cry reminiscient tears remembering that simple time before all this madness.Crabwhale said:
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I have a time machine, I can bring you back to how it all started.
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Nay, I shall decline. The consequences could be dangerous, and the universe quite frankly doesn't deserve two of any of us existing at the same time
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I promise nothing would happen. No space time holes will open and there will be no paradoxes. I swear.T H O T S L A Y E R said:
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Here's the time machine: https://vsbattles.com/joke-battles/59088
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Good lord.
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So, will you go inside the time machine?
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