South Park: The lifting strength upgrade

[Jason_Courne]

The kids in South Park should have their lifting strength upgraded for the following reasons:

• In Fun with Veal, the main boys could lift two veel cattle at once

Baby calfs will weigh between 65 to 90 pounds which is a total weight of 59 kg to 82 kg

• In T.M.I, Cartman could easily shake and partially lift a lunch table with 8 of his classmates on it

Doing a quick google search, a table of that variety weighs 80 to 250 pounds, and a 10 year old should weigh 81 pounds on average
Combining the total weight and it would be 728 pounds or 330 kilograms of weight.
However Cartman only lifted it partially, so it would be more in the Athletic Human level range of LS

• In Up the Down Steroid, Jimmy could lift large weights with extreme difficulty

Which is within the range of Athletic Human level LS according to my calculation (Note: Currently unapproved)

• Also in Up the Down Steroid, Timmy could throw a javeline 30 yards in 2 seconds

There is no calculation for this but it should also be Athletic Human level lifting strength considerng that's 15 yards per second (13.7 meters per second)

PC Principal can snap necks (worth 572 kilograms)

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Summary: Changes the following scaling to Athletic Human level

• Eric Cartman
• Stan Marsh
• Kyle Broflovski
• Kenny McCormick
• Butters Stotch
• Wendy Testaburger
• Jimmy Valmer

PC Principal gets justifications for his Class 1, and Randy just upscales the kids in LS into normally Athletic Human level

 

[Marvel_Champion_07]

Make sense

 

[Kenny Mccormick 0v0]

agree

 

[Jason_Courne]

bump

 

[Tonygameman]

Agreed.

 

[Jason_Courne]

bump

 

[Jason_Courne]

bump

 

[Random-Helper323]

He almost got the table completely off the floor, so it looks like it should work.

 

[Jason_Courne]

bump

 

[Jason_Courne]

bump

 

[Jason_Courne]

bump

 

[RandomGuy2345]

Doing a quick google search, a table of that variety weighs 80 to 250 pounds, and a 10 year old should weigh 81 pounds on average
Combining the total weight and it would be 728 pounds or 330 kilograms of weight which is Peak Human LS

My apologies if I did this wrong, but wouldn't the total weight be higher?

Since there were 8 classmates...

81 x 8 = 648 lbs (~293.93 kg)

648 + 250 = 898 lbs (~407.33 kg)

Even using the median for the lunch table (165 lbs) gives us a total of 813 lbs (368.77 kg).

 

[CraigTucker]

My apologies if I did this wrong, but wouldn't the total weight be higher?

Since there were 8 classmates...

81 x 8 = 648 lbs (~293.93 kg)

648 + 250 = 898 lbs (~407.33 kg)

Even using the median for the lunch table (165 lbs) gives us a total of 813 lbs (368.77 kg).

we should also have a determine answer of the 8 boys weight, it could be more higher

 

[Qawsedf234]

Shaking a table isn't really a lifting strength feat. Even thr parts that were lifted off the ground wouldn't require lifting the entire table's weight.

But more importantly using one scene from a show like South Park to justify a universal and consistent upgrade just doesn't make any sense imo.

 

[Jason_Courne]

Shaking a table isn't really a lifting strength feat. Even thr parts that were lifted off the ground wouldn't require lifting the entire table's weight.

I know this is pedantic but Cartman is shaking the table vertically, which would most directly be lifting strength compared to if he shook the table horizontally
He'd be lifting a majority of the weight in order to shake it so violently and actually cause the boys to lift up slightly

But more importantly using one scene from a show like South Park to justify a universal and consistent upgrade just doesn't make any sense imo.

I mean... we don't have ANY justifications for their lifting strength, better one than none

 

[Qawsedf234]

He'd be lifting a majority of the weight in order to shake it so violently and actually cause the boys to lift up slightly

He only needs to lift whatever portion is in the air. Violently shaking something is why a person or two people can violently shake a car without needing to lift it.

I get a varies rating with it maxing out for this feat, but all in all I would say it's inconsistent to treat them as operating on that level consistently. Cartman for example has struggled before with just lifting his own body weight.

 

[Jason_Courne]

He only needs to lift whatever portion is in the air. Violently shaking something is why a person or two people can violently shake a car without needing to lift it.

I get a varies rating with it maxing out for this feat, but all in all I would say it's inconsistent to treat them as operating on that level consistently. Cartman for example has struggled before with just lifting his own body weight.

Hmm alright, how about replacing Peak Human level with Athletic Human level as that tiering has more support (Timmy throwing javelins 30 yards, normal Jimmy lifting heavy weights with difficulty [Both in "Up the Down Steroid"], and Cartman partially lifting a table)

 

[Qawsedf234]

Yeah, them maxing out there has more support

 

[Jason_Courne]

Yeah, them maxing out there has more support

Ok so should I edit it to "At most Athletic Human level (insert reasoning)" or "Varies up to Athletic Human level (insert reasoning)"?

 

[Jason_Courne]

Ok so currently, the children will get an upgrade to "At most Athletic Human level" due to their various feats on this level
While Randy Marsh upscales the kids and Shelly into Peak Human level, and PC Principal gets added justifications for his Class 1 lifting strength

 

[Jason_Courne]

Bump

 

[Jason_Courne]

Bump (since the kids LS has been agreed upon, just need conversation on Randy and PC Principals changes)

 

[Jason_Courne]

bump (need agreement on Randy and PC Principal's changes)

 

[Qawsedf234]

I think PC Principal is fine, but for Randy does he have a clear scaling chain to Shelly? Her, especially in the earlier seasons was known for freak bouts of strength.

 

[Jason_Courne]

but for Randy does he have a clear scaling chain to Shelly? Her, especially in the earlier seasons was known for freak bouts of strength

Basically, Shelly is older than Stan, therefor stronger. Randy is older than Shelly, so he should be stronger
Randy as a fully grown adult should be stronger than the teenager Shelly

 

[Qawsedf234]

Basically, Shelly is older than Stan, therefor stronger. Randy is older than Shelly, so he should be stronger

Well, while that chain of logic looks sound we really don't scale people like that for lifting strength. You either need an example of Randy being superior or a statement saying he's stronger.

 

[Jason_Courne]

You either need an example of Randy being superior or a statement saying he's stronger

So just have Randy upscale Athletic Human level?

 

[Qawsedf234]

Yeah

 

[Jason_Courne]

Ok then I suppose everything is good to be applied?

 

[Jason_Courne]

Should I go ahead and apply all of the changes?

 

[ShionAH]

Should I go ahead and apply all of the changes?

Probably

 

[Jason_Courne]

Alright I'm going to apply the changes

 

[Jason_Courne]

All of the changes have been applied, so this thread can be closed (now I can work on my Street Fighter CRT, yay)

 

[CraigTucker]

All of the changes have been applied, so this thread can be closed (now I can work on my Street Fighter CRT, yay)

Nah you ain't done yet we need to change new kid Ap to high dwarf star level since it was agreed from a thread :AAAAAHHHH: :AAAAAHHHH: