Vegeta vs Cancer

[Nanashi]

I'll be quick

Speed equalized
Battle takes place in Vegeta's body
Vegeta doesn't know Cancer is there

DBS Vegeta: 16 (@helello100, @Kazuma_kuwabara, @Epiccheev, @ZillertheBucko, @Nanashi, @Myguy, @denzeelmao, @Arnoldstone18, @Romeu08, @FluffyCreatureZ, @DivineAura44, @OneRhasstyBoi, @Chariot190, @Soulgizmo, @Undylan, @Soulgizmo )

Cancer: 12 (@Bernkastelll, @Abu2411, @Kachon123, @Kenshin_, @Unknownnah, @XitSign, @Harith0cell, @TauanVictor, @Baken384, @Vizer04, @That_moron )

Inconclusive:

 

[Matthew_Schroeder]

 

[Zackra1799]

Speed equalized

The combat speed of that faster character is assumed to be equalized to the combat speed of the slower character.

Bruh, this battle is gonna take ages because they gotta move at the speed of cancer

 

[AceOfSpaces3709]

Wut

 

[Matthew_Schroeder]

Bruh, this battle is gonna take ages because they gotta move at the speed of cancer

A typical fight against cancer usually lasts for months if not years, yes.

 

[BlastX]

Vegeta already won this fight.

 

[ZillertheBucko]

just thought of a new garou match

 

[ZillertheBucko]

anyways cancer wins because vegeta's too prideful to seek chemotherapy

 

[Oliver_de_jesus]

anyways cancer wins because vegeta's too prideful to seek chemotherapy

well, probably bulma will help him

 

[Oliver_de_jesus]

Vegeta already won this fight.

 

[ZillertheBucko]

well, probably bulma will help him

it'll probably be stage 4 by that time

 

[Oliver_de_jesus]

it'll probably be stage 4 by that time

future future trunks appears

 

[Abu2411]

How is Vegeta meant to put cancer down with his type 8 Immortality?

 

[Livinmeme]

How is Vegeta meant to put cancer down with his type 8 Immortality?

IDK considering that cancer Type 8 comes from being able to save his genetic code, so that means unless vegeta blows a hole in his body and gets lucky and kill cancer....yeah no

 

[Livinmeme]

Okay now my stomach hurts for laughing so much.... ignoring that vegeta literally moves slower than the growth of a tree because vsbw broken speed equalizing rules, i don't think he can do much specially with that speed (yeah i contradicted myself). Unless.... how strong is vegeta defensive system?

 

[Livinmeme]

Oh wait considering how slow vegeta is he ironically may just die of hunger or thirst..... wow

 

[Kachon123]

Cancer FRA

 

[Abu2411]

Does vegeta have any realistic wincon?

 

[Kachon123]

Does vegeta have any realistic wincon?

Blowing himself up for incon.

 

[Bernkastelll]

Cancer FRB (for reasons below)

 

[Emirp sumitpo]

Why does this match up exist

 

[Armorchompy]

He can't even get radiotherapy since he resists radiations lmao

 

[NHTkenshin2]

He can't even get radiotherapy since he resists radiations lmao

Yeah cancer fra

 

[Confluctor]

Wait, can Vegeta even see/attack Cancer? That dude is just a cell. This is one sided match

 

[Ican'tthinkof1goodname]

What about Cancer moving as fast as Vegeta?

 

[Dust_Collector]

Wait, can Vegeta even see/attack Cancer? That dude is just a cell.

Tbf Vegeta and seen a fought a Cell before

 

[Matthew_Schroeder]

Wait, can Vegeta even see/attack Cancer? That dude is just a cell. This is one sided match

A win condition would be Vegeta overcoming Cancer at the cost of his hair

 

[Nanashi]

Can I start couting votes?

 

[Emirp sumitpo]

Ok for real, what is Vegeta's actual wincons? He seems to have none at all.

He can practically do nothing in this situation other than like, kill himself, but that ain't in character at all.

 

[ZillertheBucko]

Ok for real, what is Vegeta's actual wincons? He seems to have none at all.

He can practically do nothing in this situation other than like, kill himself, but that ain't in character at all.

Final explosion against cancer

 

[Nanashi]

Okay now my stomach hurts for laughing so much.... ignoring that vegeta literally moves slower than the growth of a tree because vsbw broken speed equalizing rules, i don't think he can do much specially with that speed (yeah i contradicted myself). Unless.... how strong is vegeta defensive system?

Healthy human I'd say, Goku died from a heart attack iirc. And Vegeta doesn't have any resistance to any kind of sickness, if he does have it's not listed on his profile, so yeah.

 

[Bernkastelll]

according to this org research, 4 in 10 people can survive cancer if they are healthy enough, so Cancer likely wins, cancer has 60% chance of win, its not a stomp

 

[Nanashi]

according to this org research, 4 in 10 people can survive cancer if they are healthy enough, so Cancer likely wins, cancer has 60% chance of win, its not a stomp

Boy, n boto fé que eu fiz um Low 2-C perder pra um 10-C. KKKKKKKKKK

 

[Nanashi]

Put the votes, please correct me if I'm wrong.

 

[Noneless21]

I dunno, Cancer seems to be winning here

 

[ZillertheBucko]

Would cancer know how to navigate saiyan physiology?

 

[NHTkenshin2]

If vegeta gets prep time he likely wins with bulmas help

 

[Unknownnah]

Cancer FRA

 

[helello100]

Would cancer know how to navigate saiyan physiology?

i mean cancer cell will be a saiyan cancer cell sooo yeah
XD

 

[Nanashi]

Would cancer know how to navigate saiyan physiology?

Vegeta's inside probably is equal to a human's. But Cancer can multiply himself endlessly.