>The sad part is half of those were hyperboles
Do you even know what hyperbole means?
exaggerated statements or claims not meant to be taken literally.
None of them are hyperboles, how is Jotaro being stated to be able to keep up and perceive light hyperbole in regards to a Stand moving at 98% the speed of light? How is Star Platinum being said to be the fastest Stand in history and even faster than both RHCP and The Hanged Man, both of which are lightspeed, hyperbole? How is Star Platinum being stated to be FTL in a bio that Araki has specifically gone on record stating exist to give clear cut factual data on Stands to make it less difficult for the original audience to understand as he kept on getting letters asking and saying that they didnt understand Stands that well so he created Stand Bios to help with that? (And that's ignoring the statements backed up by a decent handful of FTL+-MFTL feats, it aint just statements, it's both statements and feats that support the rating).
>didn't screw attack already debunk Polnareff / Star Platinum being MFTL?
No? In fact the dude the did the research didnt even read past Part 3, he watched Part 1-3 and that was it, he brought up the Part 6 Bio because it was brought up but he himself nor anyone in the team read past Part 3, or even did any extensive research (same goes for fotns, they half-assed that too, didnt even read it or read the prequel, just watchd some of the anime, if i recall they didnt even watch it all). The dude said himself in the after video. Screw Attack didn't debunk shit, all they did was out themselves as hilariously unreliable and halfass in their videos. Hell the fact they watched, not read already means they missed 3 manga exclusive lightspeed feats and the fact they stoppede means they missed a handful more too.
>Hanged Man isnt MFTL if an ordinary guy like Polnareff (not Chariot itself) can see Hanged Man move.
You're right, Hanged Man isnt MFTl, it's lightspeed, for being a literal beam of light that moves in a straight line and bounces of reflective surfaces and being stated to be made of light and move at light speed like ten different times. Ever think that maybe, just maybe that the dude seeing the lightbeam move has lightspeed reactions and not that the lightbeam stated to move at the speed of light isnt magically 900,000k slower than everything that suggests otherwise?
>In b4 a long rant cuz I called a stand user an ordinary human being which is kinda true.
No long rant on that front, you've already confirmed that your claims hold zero merit on this subject, no point telling you again given that's like the tenth time I've seen you say that despite knowing well that isnt the case. Hell I aint even sure I agree with Kira beating Wesker even, gonna have to come back on that.
