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team fortress

  1. DaReaperMan

    Homelander vs The Soldier

    This should be fun Speed is Equalized Both 8-B Battle takes place in front of the White House Soldier has been told two minutes beforehand by the President that he is counting on him to succeed Soldier has full stock plus a Saxxy This American Boot just kicked your ass back to the vat: 7 I'm...
    • DaReaperMan
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    • homelander (tv series) soldier team fortress team fortress 2 the boys the boys (tv series)
    • Replies: 77
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  2. LandonTheGuy

    Sukuna fights the strongest of toda- oh no wait wrong guy (Sukuna Vs Saxton Hale)

    Don't really do this matchup thing really often, but i had this one in my head for a while. Using 2/3 finger sukuna key is used Reaction speed is Equalized Fight takes place in Mercenary Park They are in mele range They both know what the other is capable of Domain expansion is restricted...
    • LandonTheGuy
    • Thread
    • jjk jujutsu kaisen saxton hale sukuna team fortress team fortress 2 tf2 vs saxton hale
    • Replies: 17
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  3. LandonTheGuy

    Team Fortress 2 Upgrade and revision CTR (Tier 8/7 Upgrades and FTL speed)

    Mann...Team Fortstress 2 had an immaculate run for what it's worth... also big shout out to my boy @Rex_Eckles, i apprishiated your help cuh. Now that we have all sorted out, we can start our CTR. Additions ATTACK POTENCY/DURABILITY Tier 8 -The bread monster shakes the RED's base - 2.77 Tons...
  4. LandonTheGuy

    Tier 7 and relativistic team Fortress 2 general discussion

    Good evening gentlemenn, today i would have liked to discuss about some stuff regarding the upcoming tf2 ctr that i would do in a not so determinated future, BUT HERE'S SOME CALCS ATTACK POTENCY/DURABILITY Heavy stops a train (conservative end) - 6.46 tons of tnt (Large building level)...
  5. BeautifulDuwanged

    Team Fortress 2 Revisions CRT

    Hi. I'm not usually super active on this wiki but I did notice some stats for Team Fortress 2 that I felt like needed to be revised and should have clarification placed on the profiles or outright removed. I'll divide this into about three or four different talking points as I do intend bringing...
  6. LandonTheGuy

    TF2 Upgrade Thread... again

    Good evening gentlemenn, today i would like to discuss about the hit game TEAM FORSTRSS 2™️ and some upgrades that i would have liked to implement. Additions Attack potency -The mercs destroy the bomb carrier - 1.02 Tons of tnt (Building level+) (EVALUATED) -The bread monster causes Red base to...

  7. Should “End of the Line” be considered canon?

    Some of you might be aware of the SFM short “End of the Line” by McVee which is suppose to promote the “End of the Line Update” from 2014. The whole update was community-created but Valve was still releasing updates by them during this time. Why it should be used: A week after the short was...
  8. Ruby_R_Dracula

    Chainsaw vs Flamethrower (CSM vs TF2)

    Would have picked Barem cuz Flamethrowers, but he's High 8-C+ and has 8-A Flamethrowers... oof, and there's a lack of 8-Cs for the verse. tho imma remind myself to make that a Fun and Games matchup Rules: -Speed Equalized -Anything above 8-C (including the 8-C+) is restricted -"Post-Weakening"...
    • Ruby_R_Dracula
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    • chainsaw man chainsaw man (verse) denji denji (chainsaw man) team fortress team fortress 2 tf2
    • Replies: 46
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  9. TheGatememer

    VERY fast tf2 going at incredible hihg speed

    Anyways, the purpose of this CRT is to upgrade the speed of characters from Team Fortress to Speed of Light. Feats Pomson 6000 For starters, everyone in the game is capable of dodging the energy beam from the Pomson 6000, who's publicity blurb says this: This is a pretty blatant statement...
  10. Detective_Blizzard

    Daisuke Jigen vs Sniper (TF2)

    The Quickest Draw vs The Crazed Gunman Daisuke Jigen vs The Sniper Sniping's a good job mate It's challening work, outdoors. I guarantee you'll not go hungry Cause at the end of the day, long as there's two gunman left on the planet, someone is gonna want the title of best shot Battle...
    • Detective_Blizzard
    • Thread
    • daisuke jigen lupin iii (verse) sniper sniper (team fortress 2) team fortress team fortress 2
    • Replies: 17
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  11. koopa3144

    Quick little TF2 Equipment clean-up

    So currently TF2 Standard and Optional Equipment is a bit lacking rn and I want to make two proposals to try to clean it up a bit. Btw Various weapons and various cosmetics will link to the classes' Weapon list and cosmetics list but I didn't add a link to them here cause these are just examples...
  12. Comiphorous

    BLU Team vs Director Phobos (Team Fortress vs Madness Combat) (0-0-0)

    BLU Team vs The Director Everything up to 8-C is allowed. BLU Team has their 8-C optional equipment 1960's BLU team is being used, First key Phobos is being used Speed is equalized BLU Team has 25 seconds of prep time Phobos has 2 regular Sleepwalker Patients with him Battle takes place within...
    • Comiphorous
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    • blu team team fortress director phobos sleepwalker patients team fortress team fortress 2
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  13. SpiteBattles

    Dedmos (MC) vs Scout (TF2) [0-0-0]

    Somewhere in a 2Fort server… -Both characters are 9-A, Dedmos and Robot War Scout is used -Scout has all equipment that isn’t above 9-A, Magic and Power-ups are restricted -Battle takes place on 2Fort, and both start at the end of the bridge in the middle of the map -Speed equal “The Smoking...
    • SpiteBattles
    • Thread
    • deimos (madness combat) madness combat team fortress team fortress 2 the scout
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  14. Sans2345

    'HEAVY DON'T WANT TO SIGN PETITION FROM TINY BABY MAN!" (Heavy vs Postal Dude) (0-0-0)

    https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Heavy https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Postal_Dude Both are 9-A, anything above or below 9-A is restricted. Gravel war heavy is being used and is using his stock loadout. Normal Postal Dude is being used and has his standard equipment. Speed is equalized...
    • Sans2345
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    • heavy postal postal dude team fortress team fortress 2 versus thread
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  15. HonestlyBored24

    *BZZZZZZT* (The Great Papyrus vs. Heavy Weapons Guy) (0-0-0)

    Da Roolz Speed is equalized. Both are bloodlusted, and start 10m away. The battle takes place in Snowdin. Gravel War Heavy is being used, and he only has his Stock Weapons. Da Vouts “I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, CHALLENGE YOU TO TRY GETTING BY US!”: Scales to this; 0.044 Tons of TNT Equivalent Scales...
  16. Armorchompy

    Some haxless 9-B guy fights a planet buster brick (Pyro vs Minotaur)

    Full disclosure, this is more of an experiment than a real VS Match. I've seen people on this website argue that high temperatures ignore durability, almost acting as hax unless someone has feats of withstanding them. Today, I want to push that notion to its logical extreme. Speed is equalized...
    • Armorchompy
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    • marvel comics minotaur (marvel comics) pyro (team fortress 2) team fortress team fortress 2
    • Replies: 62
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  17. SpiteBattles

    Le Scout tries to rizz

    The Scout (TF2) tries to rizz a girl from your favorite verse. Also known as: Which girl in your favorite verse does Scout has the best chances with. This will be over two rounds. Round 1: Pre-Expiration Date Round 2: Post-Expiration Date Bonus: Scout has to rizz up and get a girlfriend from...
    • SpiteBattles
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    • fun and games fun conversation scout team fortress team fortress 2 the scout
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  18. SpiteBattles

    Pyro takes a trip to Camp Crystal Lake

    My second attempt of giving Clone Jason another battle. Hopefully, and maybe, this won’t go wrong. -Speed equal. -Both are 9-A, Robot War Pyro is used. -Pyro has all his weapons/equipment that isn't above 9-A (Canteens/Upgrades are restricted) -Battle takes place in Camp Crystal Lake, and both...
    • SpiteBattles
    • Thread
    • friday the 13th jason voorhees jason voorhees (clone) pyro (team fortress 2) team fortress team fortress 2 vs battle vs battles vsbattles
    • Replies: 31
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  19. CuteAnimeNekoGirl99

    Helpless haxless survivors (TFC Civilian vs Undertale Monster kid)

    Both have NOTHING aside from decent AP Monster kid scales to 0.0016 tons of TNT Civilian Scales to 0.0016512881 tons of TNT Battle takes place in Snowden Both have access to their standard arsenal Speed Equalized Civilian:1 (MinecraftHater2011) Monster Kid: Incon: 1 (AThe1412)
  20. Flashlight237

    TF2 Revision: Demoknights

    So currently, we have Demoman as a profile, but nowhere in the profile does it say Demoknight despite the TF2 community and even this website acknowledging the Demoknight as not only canon, but also a legitimate strategy in the game. As such, I designed this CRT to discuss the abilities of and...
  21. CrackerVolley

    "This is Buckets." "Dear God." "There's more." "Noooo." - The Soldier vs Buckets [Completed]

    I guess you could also make a matchup involving Scout with the bucket of chicken line, but we can do that later. Robot War Soldier is being used. Fight begins 10 meters apart in Phoenix (the map, not the city). Buckets has his optional equipment, Soldier has the stock Rocket Launcher, the...

  22. Versus Saxton Hale Ability Additions (Sylvia the Seal solos your verse)

    THE NAME'S SAXTON HALE. CEO OF MANN CO., AND THE ONE WHO'S GOING TO BURN THIS PLACE TO THE GROUND!! TF2's summer update finally dropped, and with it came confirmation that the VSH gamemode is finally becoming canon, which gives Saxton some dead simple abilities. Acrobatics - The most important...
  23. MinecraftHater2011

    "What sick man sends BABIES to fight me?" (Heavy vs. Isaac [TBoI]; FINISHED)

    Would've made this a Heavy vs. Magdalene thread as they both share somewhat similar roles, but I feel like that thread wouldn't get any traction and just die off even faster than this one would. Oh, and uh, enjoy this edit I made ig Rules: Both are 9-A (duh) and have prior knowledge of each...
    • MinecraftHater2011
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    • heavy heavy weapons guy isaac (binding of isaac) team fortress team fortress 2 the binding of isaac
    • Replies: 46
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  24. koopa3144

    Italian Man vs Russian Mann (Peppino Spaghetti vs Heavy) (5-3-2)

    Fight takes place on the top of the Pizza Tower Speed is equalized Robot War Heavy is being used Heavy has all his equipment except Magic Spells Peppino has his Shotgun Distance is 15 meters SBA for anything else Italian Man: 5 63593084.8 joules AP 539283944 joules Dara Russian Mann: 3...
    • koopa3144
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    • heavy peppino spaghetti pizza tower team fortress
    • Replies: 114
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  25. JustANormalLemon

    Ka-boooom! vs Maggots! (7-1-0)(grace)

    A in verse fight for the fun with a lot of mobility and explosions!!! DEMOMAN vs SOLDIER Rules: -Battle takes place at Dustbowl -Everything allowed!!!! -Each start in their spawn room (Defense and Aatack) -Soldier ressurection is not combat applicable here(I hope) The Drunk Scottish cyclop...
    • JustANormalLemon
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    • demoman (team fortress 2) same verse match soldier(team fortress 2) team fortress team fortress 2
    • Replies: 43
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  26. ThePrimalHunter

    A Cannibal Tries To Eat An Android (Painis Cupcake vs Amik) (0-3-0)

    Very brief and poorly written story: Painis Cupcake gets teleported to the somewhat distant future of 2046. While there, he spots man in a suit and tie walking across the street, and figures that he has found his next meal. Meanwhile, Amik was going for an evening stroll, enjoying the nice...
    • ThePrimalHunter
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    • 2046: prime amik painis cupcake team fortress team fortress 2 tf2 freaksverse
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Versus Battles

  27. Mustard vs The Pyro (My Hero Academia vs Team Fortress 2)

    Mustard: Pyro: --- R1: Pyro (Gravel War with original and standard equipment) vs. Mustard R2: Pyro (Mann vs. Machine, maxed upgrading stats, 3 self ubercharge canteen cans, equipped with The Phlogistinator, The Third Degree, and The Manmelter.) vs. Mustard.
    • FunbariVoid
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    • boku no hero academia mustard (my hero academia) my hero academia pyro pyro (team fortress 2) team fortress team fortress 2 tf2
    • Replies: 22
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  28. Peppersalt43

    Chelshia vs Scout

    ALTERNATE TITLE: CHELSHIA DISCOVERS WHERE MAD MILK COMES FROM I mean, come on. Her game literally has the word "monster girls" in the name, one of the character's art has them holding a body pillow. This is bound to happen and I'm surprised it took this long Actually, TF2 getting 8-C is pretty...
    • Peppersalt43
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    • chelshia khimera: destroy all monster girls scout team fortress team fortress 2
    • Replies: 36
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  29. Knifeman29

    One More Mann In The Sky: Soldier vs Homelander (Team Fortress vs The Boys)

    There was a protest against vought going on at vought tower. but suddenly a man dressed in red with a helmet on his head and heavy weapons forced his way through the crowd and began to scream at the tower. he would seem to be calling out The Seven. more specifically, he was calling out...
    • Knifeman29
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    • homelander homelander (dynamite entertainment) soldier team fortress the boys
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  30. Peppersalt43

    Marcy Wu vs Scout

    ALTERNATE TITLE: MARCY DISCOVERS WHE... YOU KNOW WHAT, NO I have not made a Scout match in a while This may or may not be how I would like to get back to it ● ------------------------------------- ● Everything above 9-B is restricted Gravel War Scout used Speed equalized Place Located in...
  31. Flashlight237

    The Two Biggest Explosion Junkies Are On The Loose! (Megumin (Konosuba) vs Demoman (Team Fortress 2))

    Hopefully this isn't a stomp because really, these two are a serious mixed bag. So let's cut to the chase, alright? Megumin's main deal is explosions, which were clocked in at 30 tons of TNT in the beginning of the series; however, her durability is trash: just one kilojoule. Mike Tyson could...
    • Flashlight237
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    • akatsukiverse demoman kono subarashii sekai ni shukufuku wo! konosuba megumin team fortress team fortress 2
    • Replies: 20
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  32. Peppersalt43

    The detachable hero faces a soldier

    Lizard Girl : 0 Soldier TF2 : 0 Incon : 0 Speed equalized Starting distance is 30 meters Soldier's Rocket Launcher is replaced with the Cow Mangler and his shotgun is replaced with the Righteous Bison
    • Peppersalt43
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    • lizardy my hero academia setsuna tokage setsuna tokage (lizardy) soldier team fortress team fortress 2
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  33. Peppersalt43

    Rainbow Dash vs Spy

    ALTERNATE TITLE: A SPEEDY ESPIONAGE While I am unable to remake that famed thread, I can still incorporate it back into the spammed character saga and what better way to do it then using the father of the "Milk" Man himself, Spy! And the best part is, Spy would be screwed either way if he gets...
    • Peppersalt43
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    • my little pony rainbow dash (human world) spy team fortress team fortress 2
    • Replies: 28
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  34. Aguywhodoesthings

    Team Fortress General Discussion

    I noticed a lot of calcs for TF2 recently, so i thought it would be a good idea to make a thread to discuss what other feats could be calced, and to prepare a CRT so all the calcs can be included on the profiles Feel free to discuss other stuff about TF2 on here aswell if you like List of calcs...
  35. Crazylatin77

    Pyro vs Black Noir (CONCLUDED)

    Gravel War Pyro vs TV Series Black Noir Speed equalized Any equipment above 9-A is restricted Battle takes place in a military camp, starting distance is 50 meters SBA otherwise Pyro: 8 (Jackythejack, CrackerVolley, Doggo, Artorimachi_Meteoraft, Knifeman29, ShionAH, Dinamic8000...
  36. Peppersalt43

    Chisato Nishikigi vs Scout

    ALTERNATE TITLE: CHISATO NISHIKIGI DISCOVERS WHERE MAD MILK COMES FROM Kill 2 birds with one stone why don't we? One match for two spammed characters ● ------------------------------------- ● It was another day at Café LycoReco, just serving customers and enjoying life. Before tossed through...
    • Peppersalt43
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    • chisato nishikigi lycoris recoil scout team fortress team fortress 2
    • Replies: 35
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  37. koopa3144

    Soldier vs Homer Simpson

    Fight takes place in Springfield Gravel War Soldier is being used Both are 9-A Soldier only has his stock weapons and Homer has his Optional Equipment Soldier: 0 Homer: 0 Incon: 0
  38. Peppersalt43

    The Goddess of the Manifold discovers where Mad Milk comes from

    This is probably gonna be my last thread on the Mad Milk series until the calc issue I'm dealing with is fixed. I don't even care if it's a stomp, I just want to write this down as an end to the first season of this saga The Mistake of Nature in the Manifold Scout awoke in a strange plain. Had...
    • Peppersalt43
    • Thread
    • manifold scout team fortress team fortress 2 the goddess of the manifold
    • Replies: 28
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  39. CowHeadGod

    Burn Baby Burn! ~ Pyro vs Firefly

    Two psychopaths with a flamethrower, what else can you want more or I guess you shouldn't want that at all. SBA Speed Equal 8-C (1 ton AP, 0.07 tons Dura) vs 9-A+ (0.24 tons AP & Dura) Pyro gets his Robot War Key + Other Loadouts Firefly gets his Black & Gold Suit Man in a gas suit: Flying...
    • CowHeadGod
    • Thread
    • dc comics firefly firefly (post-crisis) pyro pyro (team fortress 2) team fortress team fortress 2
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  40. Bruhtelho

    Spy VS Yor Briar: Épine Mercenaries (Grace Period)

    Both at 9-B, Gravel War Spy is used Speed is equalized Fight takes place inside a darkened building Both start 10 meters apart Spy is allowed full Gravel War arsenal except Magic Spells and Power Ups "He could be any one of us.":0 "That's why I won't give up this fight!":8...
    • Bruhtelho
    • Thread
    • spy spy x family team fortress team fortress 2 tf2 yor briar yor forger
    • Replies: 28
    • Forum: Versus Threads
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