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the real world

  1. Hagane_no_Saiyajin

    How to calculate Hurricane energy?

    Why this question comes up is because not all hurricanes are the same strength, and also aren't the same size. For example the hurricane on Saturn could cover the entire Earth All that we have is a page for hurricanes that states they're 8-A with High 7-C cloud formation and a number that's...
  2. Nega0724

    The Real World

    I think both the Emperor penguin and Kangaroo should have their own profile. What do you guys think ?
  3. Flashlight237

    Housefly vs Mosquito

    You know how both houseflies and mosquitoes are both bugs that literally everyone would squish unless you wanna die of diseases or something? Well, what if we pitted them against each other? We have the housefly, whose larvae are often the cause of terrifying Google Images searches, and the...
  4. Flashlight237

    Elephant Seal vs Walrus

    So yeah, I'm sure people had this debate before. We have the walrus, which is a large pinniped with tusks, and then we have the tuskless elephant seal. Granted walrus tusks are used for pushing sediment aside, but whatever works. For the terms of this match, let's even things out a little. This...
  5. Ted_Ed

    Mongrel Dog vs The Joker

    Joker doesn't have weapons. Speed unequalized. 9-C forms
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    • dc comics mongrel dog the joker (arthur fleck) the real world
    • Replies: 24
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  6. ExSENNA

    Composite Human gets rich

    Composite Human vs Milagro Ma CH has received 50$ of Milagro's money and "battle" takes place in Part 8 Morioh Human: Money: A Boulder:
    • ExSENNA
    • Thread
    • jojo's bizarre adventure milagro man the real world
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  7. Imaginym

    The Real World's Earth returns to its peak amounts of oxygen & ozone (layer). What happens?

    As the title says. All of it happens instantly. Are there any notable effects, from say, huge quantities of oxygen suddenly existing? Sudden fires/explosions? Metals rusting? How much larger might life become? How would all that ozone (layer) being back affect things? If there's a connection...
  8. Flashlight237

    Domestic Cat vs Virginia Opossum

    So yeah, I felt like this could be debated here. Cats and opossums often have encounters with each other on Youtube videos, but what if those things actually fought? Well, that's what I intend to find out here. For this match, both the cat and the opossum will be bloodlusted. Also, speed shall...
  9. Dangeroustaco

    Possible Drone Upgrade

    Is this profile supposed to represent a composite of any and all unmanned aerial vehicles? Because if so, the entire profile is horribly inaccurate and needs further research. There exists military UAVs that can be equipped with missiles, which can grant a proper calc for how much higher the AP...
  10. Dusty_Raider

    Dusty's B1 Battle Droid Challenge

    Previous challenge https://vsbattles.com/vsbattles/3328563?useskin=oasis Well I've decided to try it again with a different character. I'll be using https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/B1_Battle_Droid Rule 1: Speed is equalized Rule 2: fight takes place in the real world in New York Square...
  11. Flashlight237

    Bull vs Tiger

    So yeah, considering a bull was actually filmed making a lion cower, might as well size it up. Here, we have a bull against a frickin' tiger. This fight will be full SBA, so no holds barred everyone. Here are their profiles. Bull's Profile Tiger's Profile Which of these beasts takes this...
  12. Imaginym

    A bunch of Real World Humans get sent into Super Mario 64

    Not too long ago, people discussed what if a bunch of practically Normal Humans ended up in Super Mario 64 and had to beat it to leave. Supposedly, the following details how feasible which Stars would be to obtain. I wanna know our take on the idea. So let's lay down the rules: 1. Mario is...
    • Imaginym
    • Thread
    • king bob-omb mario mario bros the real world
    • Replies: 37
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  13. Flashlight237

    Thrax vs Dust Mite

    So yeah, this is going to be a bit out of the way. We have Thrax, a virus who managed to become the size of a white blood cell (which is 12-15 ┬Ám, by the way) and took on an explosion the size of a whitehead, against a dust mite, a creature that regularly eats dead cells. About the only rule I...
  14. ApiesDeathbyLazors

    Composite Human fights his Nerdy Cousin

    Let's see who's smarter, one leek-haired highschooler or the entierty of the human race. Fight happens in Dr. Stone's Stone World Both have an hour of prep CH begins unarmed, in the forrest near Ishigami Village, while Senku begins in Ishigami Village Both characters have full knowledge on who...
  15. KGiffoni

    Gordon Freeman vs Composite Human

    SBR. Gordon Freeman has all his equipment up to 9-B and has previous knowledge about CH. CH has en Elephant Gun so he's 9-B and no preparation whatsoever. Speed is equalized. Mr. Crowbar: Composite boi:
  16. Flashlight237

    African Bullfrog vs Rabbit

    Okay, so this was one match I've been thinking about for a while. How would an African Bullfrog handle a rabbit? Well, there's one way to find out. The battle takes place in a decent-sized zoo enclosure (I'd say 40 feet by 40 feet) with access to water. Here are the profiles.: African...
  17. Flashlight237

    Gray Wolf vs The Original Zombie

    Okay, so wolves are known for taking out the sick and dying, right? What if it was faced with a restless corpse, i.e. an original zombie from Haitian folklore? This is gonna be out of the way, so... 1. This is an average-sized wolf vs a 9-C zombie. Zombie battled is a flesh zombie 2. The...
  18. Gewsbumpz_dude

    MuNeKA Vs. CuMpawSet HeWMan

    ItS nOt a StoMp GuYs
  19. Colonel_Krukov

    Composite Human versus The T-800

    Rules: Standard Battle Assumptions Composite human get any equipment up to 9-A, Terminator has it's standard equipment Fight takes place in LA, post judgement day Composite Human: 8 (Phoenks,Armorchompy,Listentomyrhytm,XING06,Traehkrad,Christian Higdon,Redacted Flinn,Smashtwig) T-800: 0 ()...
  20. Kamekaizen

    Human prepares against magic infliction

    Composite Human vs Witch (Minecraft) CH has prior knowledge of the Witch and has 1 hr of prep time. They can only gather materials from a real-world town and craft whatever they deem necessary for the battle. They have access to any firearms. They can't bring any vehicles. They can only bring...
  21. Jackythejack

    Goat Upgrades. ...yup

    basically, it says that a Goat is 9-C for knocking out Cattle in one kick, however, aren't cattle 9-B in durability making a goat 9-B in AP and possibly durability but I dunno. Just wondering. Either way it should have enhanced senses considering how crazy good goats are with their senses. An...
  22. Listentomyrhytm

    I reject my Humanity!

    If this is a stomp, then please close this thread. Composite Human with Technology VS Dio Brando(Part 1). Both act in character, fight is in the middle of the night on a very cloudy and rainy day. the rest is SBA to up there. both have previous knowledge of eachother and have 1 day and until...
  23. DoctorS4mh4in

    A ******* Tornado vs Kars

    Both are 8-A and speed is equalised. Tornado: 0 Kars: 0 Tie: 0
  24. KnightOfSunlight

    Fred Durst's best/worst nightmare vs Thanos

    Marcus Fenix vs Thanos Simonattoi Speed Unequal. Marcus has a Lancer MK3, Longshot Sniper Rifle, 2 Ink Grenades, and a Boltok Pistol. He has exactly 30 minutes of prep time. very angry war grandpa: an avengers level threat:
  25. GojiBoyForever

    The Cool Corner: The Place To Reflect On One's Self

    Hello. With the incoming crisis and overall stress and frustration this topic of discussion causes I would like if anyone is feeling heated, frustrated, angry, stressed out, overworked, tired, or is just having a bad day to come here to cool down and alleviate the burden you carry. Everyone...
  26. Apex_Predator_GX

    Jaguar Upgrade

    Anacondas are Wall level in Durability so it warrants an upgrade for the AP of the Jaguar who can kill Anacondas.
  27. The_Smashor

    Composite Human vs A tier 2

    As mentioned before, I just keep making mistake fights and if one fight is actually good, that's purely a coincidence. Rules: Speed Equalized. Composite Human has prior knowledge. Monika starts the fight Corporeal. Battle takes place in the final (Physically existant) area of DDLC. Otherwise...
  28. Spinoirr

    A sloth tries to solo your verse

    How far dose this boi go? Three-Toed Sloth
  29. Ted_Ed

    Bee vs Barry Bee Benson

    10-C versions Speed equal
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    • barry bee benson dreamworks european honeybee the real world
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  30. Spinoirr

    Composite human fights the new wolds strongest human

    Human has armor and a sword with some wall level guns with limited ammo Human: Tsukasa:
  31. Walker21232123

    Mongel dog vs Kangal Dog

    Mongrel Dog: Kangal Dog:5 Inco
  32. Wonder_of_Fantasy

    Cujo fights a Cheetah

    Cujo vs Cheetah Both are 9-C Speed is equalized Rabid Dogo: 0 Fastest Kitty: 0
  33. YouShouldWatchEvangelion

    Daredevil (MCU) vs Composite Human

    Can Composite Human beat Netflix Daredevil? This is the Daredevil from the Netflix series, Daredevil has his black homemade suit, not his red armor. He doesn't have any weapons, just his fists. Composite Human has a day of prep time and knowledge of Daredevil's abilities. Votes: Blind Batman...
  34. Walker21232123

    (Grace) Bullet vs Mongrel dog

    Mongrel Dog:8 Bullet (Blair Witch) Inco
  35. Flashlight237

    Three-Toed Sloth vs Mr. Burns

    I was gonna do Sloth vs Authority, but given a bee beat him, that's going to end up being a stomp in the Sloth's favor. Let's go for something else. Here, we have a Three-Toed Sloth against the character that can't decide on whether he wants to be weak af or relatively strong. Here are the...
  36. ExSENNA

    Composite Human Immunity to Soul Manipulation?

    So, Composite Human is from Real Life. And, Is there evidence of souls existing in Real Life? If not, wouldn't that make them immune to Soulhax?
  37. Flashlight237

    Quaggled Mireclops vs Coconut Crab

    Well, arachnid-like creature vs arachnid-like creature. That's something you don't see often. On one hand, we have the three-legged Quaggled Mireclops, who can trash re-entry-surviving spaceships the size of soda cans and swallow cantaloupes whole, has carapace size of 66 cm, and has a legspan...
  38. Sans2345

    American Pitbull vs Komodo Dragon

    Both 9-C speed equalized win via by death, incap, or KO SBA both bloodlusted Komodo Drago: 0 Pitbull: 0 Incon: 0 VS
    • Sans2345
    • Thread
    • american pitbull komodo dragon the real world
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  39. PaChi2

    Verses weaker than Real World

    What verses do you know that would lose to our own world in an all out war? 3D verses, not something like Monarch of Pointland. Thoughts?
  40. Nemo212

    ED THE BADASS VS THANOS

    Standard battle assumptions apply. Speed equalized. Fight takes place in Hell's Creek, 25 meters away from each other. ED THE BADASS: 3 (HeadlessKramerGeoff777, Memo Soap, Kiryu2012) HOMICIDAL BARNEY: BRUH SOUND EFFECT #2:
    • Nemo212
    • Thread
    • ed the badass thanos simonattoi the real world
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Versus Threads
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