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the real world

  1. Spinoirr

    A tapir goes to Court

    Speed is = and tapir is bloodlusted Phoenix Wright: Tapir:
  2. Spinoirr

    Tapir fights Morty

    Morty is in his big arm key and the tapir is bloodlusted and SBA Morty Smith: Tapir:
    • Spinoirr
    • Thread
    • morty smith rick & morty tapir the real world
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  3. Spinoirr

    Cool cat goes to the jungle

    Tapir vs cool cat and speed is = ans Cool Cat is bloodlusted Cool Cat: Tapir:
  4. I'm_Blue_daba_dee_daba_die

    MASSIVE Humanity CRT. It's time to buff up humanity

    The human race profile is pitiful. But i will try to change it. Abilities: Acid Manipulation (Can create weaponry that projects acid, can also mix acid together and use acid for other purposes) Sleep Manipulation (Tranquilizer Darts and Gases) Medicines and other science stuff, which grant...
  5. Spinoirr

    Tapir should have some new stuff added

    in my blog i have stuff that should be added 1. It has poor eye sight as it has Monocular vision 2. Only baby tapirs and the Malayan tapir should have stelth (Baby tapirs of all types have striped-and-spotted coats for camouflage and adult Malayan tapir have black in the front and white in the...
  6. Flashlight237

    Gremlin vs Honey Badger

    Well, first time Gremlins are getting a Vs match. Here, we have a gremlin against a honey badger. Gremlins are 10-C, possibly 10-B because it would take 1-3 gremlins to kill a human apparently. Honey Badgers, on the other hand, are 10-B because they can cause severe harm to humans and dogs...
  7. GoCommitDi

    Cool Cat fights a honey badger

    Sugar Daddy Derek was about to sit outside to enjoy the nice weather until he saw a honey badger eating his spaghetti tacos, so he asked Cool Cat to go deal with it CC is bloodlusted fight is in CC's front lawn speed is =
  8. XSOULOFCINDERX

    Prehistoric Shrimp vs Modern Shrimp

    Anomalocaris vs Mantis Shrimp. Speed Equal. Anomalocaris:0 Mantis Shrimp:0
  9. Kiryu2012

    Cheetah vs Chimpanzee

    Cheetah vs Chimpanzee Both are adult males
  10. Flashlight237

    Scorpion Reflexes?

    Hey there. So... You know how scorpions have stingers on their tails and supposedly whiplike reflexes? Well, I can't find a good answer on this topic, mainly becauseI either get allergy information or information on weaponry, neither which fit what I was looking for. Is there any information on...
  11. Kiryu2012

    Godzilla vs Composite T-rex

    Godzilla vs Composite Tyrannosaurus Rex Speed equalized.
    • Kiryu2012
    • Thread
    • godzilla (godzilla in hell) godzilla (universe) the real world tyrannosaurus rex (real world)
    • Replies: 22
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  12. Kiryu2012

    Cathyl vs Thanos

    Cathyl vs Thanos Speed equalized.
    • Kiryu2012
    • Thread
    • cathyl monster musume thanos simonattoi the real world
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  13. Kiryu2012

    Thanos simonattoi vs 2 African lions

    Thanos simonattoi vs 2 African lions Both lions are male.
  14. Bob8999

    Velociraptors vs Ewoks

    300 https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Velociraptor vs 150 https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Ewoks who would win in a group vs group battle to the death? (ewoks have an hour of prep, battle takes place on endor, speed equalized.) furball: lizard turkey: 7 (XSOULOFCINDERX, Migue79...
    • Bob8999
    • Thread
    • ewoks star wars the real world velociraptor
    • Replies: 63
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  15. Gewsbumpz_dude

    -Put PETA joke here-: Fifi Vs. Mongrel Dog

    Speed Equalized No prep time Fight takes place in a pet shop in a mall only 2 meters away from each other The Mongrel Dog has no access to typical vampire weaknesses SuCh A gOoDbOi OvO: Not such a good girl: Someone leaves both of them hanging:
    • Gewsbumpz_dude
    • Thread
    • fifi the vampire poodle (goosebumps) goosebumps mongrel dog the real world
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  16. Spinoirr

    Spinel vs com human

    Speed is = and ch has a week of prep time Ch: Spinel:
  17. XSOULOFCINDERX

    In the Jaws of Death. Liopleurodon vs Megalodon. [7-0-0]

    Liopleurodon (Walking With Dinosaurs) vs Megalodon. I just wanted to know if he could take out Megalodon. Liopleurodon: 7 Megalodon: Incon:
  18. Moritzva

    Humanity Fights Jesus

    I made this a while back, but hey, upgrades and shit. And it seems Composite Human is likely staying, possibly with slight modifications to fit the rules. So, why the hell not? Jesus (Madness Combat): Composite Human: Inconclusive: Composite Human, camping in a Nevada forest that looks a...
    • Moritzva
    • Thread
    • jesus (madness combat) madness combat the real world
    • Replies: 25
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  19. Flashlight237

    Archaeopteryx vs Crow

    Okay, so these guys are comparable in size. Well, more specifically the largest archaeopteryx specimens are comparable in size to a crow. I wonder, though... How would a match between an archaeopteryx and a crow go? Well, let's find out. This match will be full-on SBA. Without further ado, here...
  20. Yobo_Blue

    Regarding the existence of Composite human: Part 2

    Previous Thread Discuss the viability of CH's existence here Agreed: Jackythejack, Junkoposter, Paul Frank, Monarch Laciel, CinnabarManx421, Buttersamuri, Hellbeast, The Pen and the Sword, Andytrenom, HeadlessKramerGeoff, Saikou the Lewd King, Antvasima, Apex PredatorX, Nemo212...
  21. BakiHanma18

    Yujiro vs Composite Human

    I was reading this match today, and I found myself quite confused on why it was added. I don't see any way for Yujiro to win. First off, the prep time was put into question as infinite prep was claimed to cause a stomp. The OP was going to change prep to 5 years, but the thread was counted and...
  22. Nemo212

    Giant Brain Coral vs Staghorn Coral

    Fight takes place on the sandy outskirts of a Caribbean coral reef. Both are bloodlusted. Giant Brain Coral: 4 (Robot972, XSOULOFCINDERX, Bob8999, Strawboi) Staghorn Coral: Inconclusive: 5 (I'm Blue daba dee daba die, Flashlight237, 00potato, Armorchompy, Roachman40)
    • Nemo212
    • Thread
    • giant brain coral staghorn coral the real world
    • Replies: 34
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  23. The_King_of_Prudence

    Star battle

    Red-Knobbed Sea Star: Northern Pacific Sea Star: 2 (Nemo212, XSOULOFCINDERX) Inconclusive:
  24. The_Impress

    Humanity bands together against fake news

    Mysterio (Marvel Cinematic Universe) vs. Composite Human Speed Equalized. Both have 10 minutes of prep, with Mysterio having EDITH and CH being able to get his hands on every weapon below 8-B, alongside having prior knowledge on Beck.
    • The_Impress
    • Thread
    • marvel cinematic universe mysterio (marvel cinematic universe) the real world
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  25. Gewsbumpz_dude

    Durability for the Gray Wolf

    Should the gray wolf page have 9-B durability given their bite force warrants 9-B AP and SS and we can assume a Gray Wolf bit another Gray Wolf before (For obvious reasons). So can someone explain why they don't have 9-B dura?.
  26. Flashlight237

    Mother Longlegs vs Elephant

    Okay, so, you know how big spiders are supposed to make bigger webs? Well, the largest ones are more along the lines of ambushers than web-makers, and here, we have spiders that are 5-7 meters tall: Mother Longlegs. Of course it goes without saying that all that height came from their legs...
  27. Flashlight237

    Olimar vs Trash Panda

    Okay, so this is gonna be good. Since we have an actual Below Average level+ in the real world, we'll go through with this. We have Olimar, who's tiny yet has taken on cat-sized creatures, against a raccoon, who, just like literally every single playable Pokemon trainer ever, loves digging...
  28. GoCommitDi

    Gamer fights a chimpanzee

    Arthur has his shiv blade but no gun speed is = Fight is in Casa Bonita Arthur: 6 Chimpanzee: 2 Incon:
  29. Yobo_Blue

    Regarding the existence of Composite Human

    I'll keep this concise. The existence of CH is a massive double standard on the part of the wiki on various levels. For starters, the Composite profiles were removed for various reasons which don't need to be restated, but just for clarity's sake, we'll mention the main one: these characters...
  30. GoCommitDi

    ALL WE HAD TO DO, WAS FIGHT ALL OF DAMN HUMANITY, CJ!!!!!!!!

    CH is restricted to tier 9 stuff speed is not = unless it really needs to be CJ has all of his weapons CJ is bloodlusted and has a month of prep while CH has 1 week Fight is in San Andreas
  31. GoCommitDi

    Johnny Test vs AH-64 Apache

    Both 9-A Johnny is bloodlusted and equipped speed is = Fight is in Porkbelly
  32. Buttersamuri

    Composite human durability upgrade

    While watching some YouTube. I came across this video which talks about a man called Frank Richard who could tank a cannonball shot at him from 12 feet away. Which when I looked more into it, he took several blows before his act by several people using several items "He then progressed to...
  33. The_Smashor

    Composite Human addition

    So, I was on the out of context panels page and I saw something. So I did some research, and their a real person. Ferdinand Waldo Demara Jr. was able to learn pratically anything in an extremely short amount of time and replicate it with relative ease, and could take on pratically any idenity...
  34. Nemo212

    Variable Neon Slug vs Chocolate Chip Sea Star

    Fight takes place underwater near a shallow, sandy beach in the Bahamas. Combatants start 50 cm apart from each other. Variable Neon Slug: 4 (Kiryu2012, Flashlight237, Modernmyridon, XSOULOFCINDERX) Chocolate Chip Sea Star: Inconclusive:
    • Nemo212
    • Thread
    • chocolate chip sea star the real world variable neon slug
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  35. Ted_Ed

    Joker vs Thanos

    Joker has his gun Rawwwr! The lowest of humanity
    • Ted_Ed
    • Thread
    • dc comics thanos simonattoi the joker (arthur fleck) the real world
    • Replies: 89
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  36. Jackythejack

    Mr. Bean fights Humanity

    Sooooo I don't know why I'm doing this but just let me do it okay. Speed is equal. CH gets any weapon (that doesn't negate dura) that allows him to hurt Bean, and they are both in an apartment complex without knowing where the other is, but they do know someone in the building is trying to kill...
  37. I'm_Blue_daba_dee_daba_die

    Can Joker defeat the prime of humanity

    Since joker has defeated all his challengers besides a stalemate with ledger. It's time to see if Joker can defeat the prime of humanity. It's Joker vs Composite Human! Rules: Fight takes place in the subway found in the movie. both 15 feet apart CH has 5 minutes of prep but doesn't know...
  38. Flashlight237

    Three-Toed Sloth vs The Authority

    So yeah, this had to be made. I was informed by Frieza force soldier 100 that a Sloth vs Authority match wouldn't be a stomp in the sloth's favor, so.... Yeah. Let's see how this plays out. The only conditions for this are this is the sloth vs 10-C Authority and the fight takes place inside...
  39. Jackythejack

    Simba vs. Lion

    So completely irrelevant- i don't think Speed needs to be equalized. Who wins and why. Simba Lion (Real World)
  40. Moritzva

    Composite Human's Trial

    Composite Human finds himself in The Entity's ream and The Entity feels the need to break him. Composite Human starts in The Coal Tower's Warehouse, on the top floor. He does not know who the enemy is, but knows that he should avoid getting caught at all costs. The Trapper starts near the...
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