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the real world

  1. Christian_Higdon

    Joseph fights a Tyrannosaurus

    Would write a story, but I know jack about Joseph. Speed Equal. Both are 9-B. Battle is in the forest. Win via KO or death. Who wins? Newt: 1 Bicc: 0 Inconclusive: 0
    • Christian_Higdon
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    • joseph gustav newton terra formars the real world tyrannosaurus rex (real world)
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  2. Insecurity97

    Mr. Burns wants to get rid of a fly

    It's summer time, which means flies are rampant, and one has just flew into Burns' office. Burns has a newspaper roll and...speed is equalized I guess Me irl: 6 Housefly: 0 Inconclusive: 0
  3. Christian_Higdon

    Nightmare fights an actual lion

    Story: A lion just bursted into somebody's house. Little did they know, this wasn't the right place or time. Speed Equal. Male lion vs Nightmare. Both are bloodlusted. Battle is in a house. Who wins? King of Animals: 0 King of Death: 7 Both die due to age (even though Nightmare can't age): 0
    • Christian_Higdon
    • Thread
    • five nights at freddy's lion (real world) nightmare (five nights at freddy's) the real world
    • Replies: 29
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  4. Insecurity97

    "Shaggy, I don't feel so good" - Fred vs. Thanos Simonattoi

    Speed is equalized, both sides bloodlusted The Human: 2 The Tita: 0 Yogi Bear: 0
    • Insecurity97
    • Thread
    • fred (cartoon) scooby doo (verse) thanos simonattoi the real world
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  5. Christian_Higdon

    Godzilla vs T-Rex

    Both are 9-B. Speed Equal. Godzilla has all his items except for his sandglass. Win via KO or death. Godzilla is calcless with the feat of shattering boulders, Tyrannosaurus is this powerful by charging. Who wins? The Monster King: 7 Tyrant Lizard King: 0 I dunno, both bleed to death?: 0
    • Christian_Higdon
    • Thread
    • godzilla (universe) godzilla-kun the real world tyrannosaurus rex (real world)
    • Replies: 25
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  6. KingEzran

    (Grace) Real World Lion vs TDKT Bane

    Superheroes get dumber and dumber, don't they. So instead of Captain America hiring Alex the Lion to go after Batroc the leaper, this time Batman is hiring an actual lion to defeat Bane. Let's get into the details. -Speed Equalized -Both in Character -Location: Open field -Range: 2.5 meters...
    • KingEzran
    • Thread
    • bane (the dark knight trilogy) lion (real world) the real world
    • Replies: 22
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  7. KingEzran

    Baldi Loss Tournament 1 Match 4: Thanos Simonattoi vs Ethan Hunt

    Details are here. The winner of this matchup will fight of this one. Let's get into the details. -Speed Equalized -Both in Character -Location: Open field -Range: 2 meters -Win via death Votes: Thanos: 0 Hunt: 3 (Note: Thanos is the same dino that took out a guy with mid-low regen and...
  8. MrLuk2000

    Regarding Yahweh (Christianity)

    Not sure if this was talked about, but if we are gonna make a profile on God of the Chirstian Bible, what tier would he be in and what verse?
  9. KingEzran

    Lego Batman vs Basilosaurus

    Let's get into the details of this versus thread. -Speed Equalized -Both in Character -Location: Ocean -Range: 2 meters -Win via death Votes: Batman: 0 Basilosaurus: 2
    • KingEzran
    • Thread
    • basilosaurus batman (the lego movie) the real world
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  10. Insecurity97

    "Mom! Phineas is trying to murder an orangutan!"

    Both are 10-A, fight takes place in Phineas' backyard Phineas Flyn: 1 Oranguta: 0 Inconclusive: 0
  11. Insecurity97

    Sunset Shimmer fights a goddamn blue whale

    Both are 9-B+ and the fight is in some sort of body of water Sunset Shimmer: 0 Me irl: 0 Inconclusive: 0
  12. Jasonsith

    Questions regarding attack potencies of birds in the real world

    We have a kinetic energy model of attack potency from flying speed of birds. KE = 0.5 * mass * (speed)^2 Speed for some birds can be seen here. For Golden Eagle KE = 0.5 * 3.6 kg * (89.4 m/s)^2 = 14382.67222 J (Street Level+) For Peregrine Falco KE = 0.5 * 0.915 kg * (16 m/s)^2 = 117.12 J...
  13. Hagane_no_Saiyajin

    Which relative wins

    vs 9-C versions Australopithecus:1 Chimpanzee:2 tie: FIGHT!!!!
  14. Eficiente

    Goose vs Thanos (Grace)

    Speed = Goose: 7 (The Archdemon, Paulo.junior.969, Mexicino, MrKerf, KieranH10, I am myself You are you, HeadlessKramerGeoff777) Thanos: 0 Inconclusive: 0
    • Eficiente
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    • goose (marvel cinematic universe) marvel cinematic universe thanos simonattoi the real world
    • Replies: 51
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  15. Insecurity97

    Peter Griffin fights a t-rex

    Hopefully it's not a stomp Win via KO, incap or death Peter Griffin: 2 T-rex: 1 Inconclusive: 0
    • Insecurity97
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    • family guy peter griffin the real world tyrannosaurus rex (real world)
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  16. KingEzran

    (Grace) Bubsy vs Composite Human

    CH has all weapons up to 9-B and 10 hours of prep. Bubsy has Super Shirt restricted. Let's get into the details of this versus thread. -Speed Equalized -Both in Character -Location: Open field -Range: 5 meters -Win via death Votes: Bubsy: 4 CH: 11
  17. IneffableCacao

    Madara vs Composite human

    Human has as much prep as they need to take full advantage of their arsenal. Speed is unequalised. I was just thinking what would happen if..? https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4b/f3/60/4bf3600b91986d5441304a9966e4865c.jpg EDIT: To specify what ver. of Madara is humanity dealing with lets go with...
  18. Fukouda-san

    Mental Out at her greatest (with Exterior) vs The Real World

    Misaki Shokuhou decides she is done with only being the Queen of Tokiwadai : she wants to be the Queen of the World. She is bloodlusted and willing to use any devious means and dirty tricks to conquer the world. Misaki begins her conquest of the world in Tokyo, Japan. Win Conditions : She does...
    • Fukouda-san
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    • shokuhou misaki the real world to aru majutsu no index
    • Replies: 51
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  19. Jinsye

    Baldi fights some random pig

    Wild Boar Powers and Stats Tier: 9-B Name: Wild boar, wild swine, Eurasian wild pig or simply wild pig, Sus scrofa Origin: The Real World Gender: Can be either male or female Age: Generally 10―14 years in the wild (though few specimens survive past 4―5 years); up to 20 years if...
    • Jinsye
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    • baldi baldi's basics in education and learning the real world wild boar
    • Replies: 29
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  20. Sans2345

    Xenomorph (Warrior) vs Tyrannosaurus Rex (Real World)

    Both 9-B Speed equal Battle takes place in a large jungle both characters encounter each other xenomorph starts to charge at the t-rex The t-rex is a healthy male at it's prime Xenomorph Warrior: 1 (GF7tvtvfvfyfvfvfvfv) T-Rex: 0 Inconclusive: 0
    • Sans2345
    • Thread
    • the real world tyrannosaurus rex (real world) xenomorph
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  21. Sans2345

    A talking sponge fights a shark

    both 9-B tier spongebob is at his peak Speed is equal Win by death or KO Spongebob Squarepants: 0 Great White Shark: 0 Inconclusive: 0 I´m ready! VS
    • Sans2345
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    • great white shark spongebob squarepants (character) spongebob squarepants (universe) the real world
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  22. Sans2345

    The Real World vs Your Favorite Verse

    What the title says
  23. Kiryu2012

    9-B Monster Brackets Round 4

    Godzilla-Kun sat by the shore of the great lake, looking out across the large body of water and the jungle that surrounded it from all sides. The small kaiju wasn't sure how he got here, and so he had stumbled upon this lake in the hopes that he could perhaps find anything that would be familiar...
    • Kiryu2012
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    • godzilla (universe) godzilla-kun grizzly bear the real world
    • Replies: 17
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  24. KingEzran

    Real World Crow vs Pesky Dust

    Let's get into the details of this versus thread. -Speed Equalized -Both in Character -Location: Forest (So Crow has access to things it can use as tools) -Range: 2 meters -Win via death Votes: Crow: 0 Dust: 2
  25. Misogi2

    Saitama fights his strongest rival one more time

    Speed Unequalized Both bloodlusted Who wins?
    • Misogi2
    • Thread
    • mosquito one-punch man saitama the real world
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  26. Jackythejack

    Thomas the Train vs. Thanos

    this has to happen at some point, and you know it. Two losers enter, but only one will be able to make it out alive in this fight to the death! Speed is not equal, and the fight takes place in an empty field, with the Dino starting on the tracks and with Thomas just thirty meters away Thomas...
    • Jackythejack
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    • thanos simonattoi the real world thomas and friends thomas the tank engine
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  27. Moritzva

    Experimentation Log 3: Naval Warfare (SCP-2675 vs Composite Human)

    Ah, shit. The dull lights just barely illuminated the files that were laid out in front of him. The amount of effort it took to snatch over a thousand files and documents regarding The Foundation and their other subjects was, to say the least, astronomical. He ran his fingers through his...
  28. KingEzran

    A Tiger fights a Tiger

    Let's get into the details of this versus thread. -Speed Equalized -Both in Character -Location: Open field -Range: 1.5 meters -Win via death Votes: Real Tiger: 0 Fake Tiger: 2 Inconclusive: 0
    • KingEzran
    • Thread
    • one-punch man tanktop tiger the real world tiger (real world)
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  29. TheArsenal1212

    TA's 9-B Bracket | Round 8

    Round eight is up. We're almost onto the prelims and then the semi's, but now we have an awesome fight for us to see play out. In this fight, we have the Kiwi Bird the Moa represented by Crimson Azoth up against Trevor Phillips represented by Psychomaster35 This is the tournament standings...
  30. IvoryAS

    My first actual versus thread!

    SCP-2675 (Secure. Contain. Protect.) vs Iowa-class Battleship (Real Life) Speed equalized in reverse ovo The SCP gets another ship if the first one gets destroyed. Other than that SBA The middle of the ╠ÂS╠Âp╠Âe╠Âc╠Âi╠Âf╠Âi╠Âc╠ Pacific Ocean Lets see how this goes...
    • IvoryAS
    • Thread
    • iowa-class battleship scp foundation scp-2675 the real world
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  31. KingEzran

    Chimpanzee intelligence

    The reasons given seems like the Chimpanzee has above average intelligence. Below average for the reasons given is just weird. They can do some things that I can't do. (Do sign language (I only know how to say my name and car))
  32. Christian_Higdon

    Freddy vs Thanos

    Well, it's time to see who's good enough to have made it somewhere in some specific brackets if the two were to clash. Thanos' AP is 88 kilojoules and Freddy scales to 105 kilojoules. Speed is equal. Both are in-character. Who wins? Thanos: 7 Freddy: 0 Inconclusive: 0
  33. DeathstroketheHedgehog

    Composite Human Upgrade to Wall Level+

    1 calorie of food can give off 4000 joules. The average male can healthily eat about 2500 calories daily. That's ten megajoules of energy. That's practically wall level+ durability.
  34. Ecstasy_Amphetamine

    CH vs Accelerator

    Hoo boi Speed equalized, Post-Headshot Accelerator. Both have prior knowledge and 2 days of prep. Composite Human: Accelerator:
  35. Jackythejack

    (2 Votes Left) A little girl is just gonna fight a dinosaur

    because I don't know any better and this is what I find funny. Ib, and this weird Lizard thing. Ib has got two days of prep time and speed is equalized. Let's, uh, do this I guess.
  36. Bobsican

    Hulk Vs. Thanos

    Speed not equalized. The Green Annoyed Boy: 4 (Schnee One, ABoogieYesSir, Insecurity97, Christian Higdon) The Purple Boy: 2 (HeadlessKramerGeoff777, Kiryu2012) Incon: 0 Grrrrrrr! Rawwwwr!
    • Bobsican
    • Thread
    • hulk (1970s) marvel comics thanos simonattoi the real world
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  37. Yobo_Blue

    Jinzo vs Composite Human

    Jinzo vs Composite Human CH has a hour and a half of prep Both are 9-B SBA Who wins?
  38. Gf7tvtvfvtfyvfvfvfvfvfv

    Ozymandias vs Composite Human

    speed is equal and both have 1 week of prep time fight takes place in adrian's office
  39. HeadlessKramerGeoff777

    Why Bond was paid not to be in Avengers: Infinity War (Represented with a Dinosaur)

    James Bond vs Thanos ==Rules== Speed equalized Bond is 9-B, armed with a cutlass sword (Wouldn´t want to make it to easy for Bond would we? CH has killed more with less) SBA Results Bond: Thanos: Incon:
  40. Bunnyandtiger

    Women with martial arts can overpower the ordinary man?

    Nothing much, I just want an answer.
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