A potentially Alcoholic Pig fights an Emotionally Dead Tentacle Monster

[T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R]

Am I the only one who finds it weird that we've never fought before?

Rules:

1. High Memetic

2. Thunderdome Ring

3. Win via Death

4. Bloodlusted to prevent crippling depression

5. 4 votes for a conclusion

Heroin Addict: 0

Thoth died lol: 0

Option for *******: 0

 

[Crabwhale]

Stop stealing my juokaes, you suicidal hentai abomination!

 

[Yellowpig10]

well i'm not sure you can actually beat me when i'm bloodlusted, cause when i'm bloodlusted i'll just start spamming reverse cards and my stand ÒÇîS I N E S T R O P I GÒÇì

 

[Crabwhale]

Well, I have a wild hate boner with Triple X, while Yellow it's more like a mild vitriolic relationship.

 

[Yellowpig10]

Well, I have a wild hate boner with Triple X, while Yellow it's more like a mild vitriolic relationship.

so you're already biased?

 

[Crabwhale]

More or less.

But that doesn't really change my verdict. I think you'd win either way as lol hax.

 

[T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R]

Stop stealing my juokaes, you suicidal hentai abomination!

What are jokes really though? Can we truly own anything?

 

[T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R]

Also, Yellow might just die of liver poisoning mid-combat

 

[Yellowpig10]

Also, Yellow might just die of liver poisoning mid-combat

reverse cards have got that covered

 

[Crabwhale]

Also, Yellow might just die of liver poisoning mid-combat

When the Hell did you become obsessed with Yellow having a drug addiction?

 

[Yellowpig10]

Also, Yellow might just die of liver poisoning mid-combat

When the Hell did you become obsessed with Yellow having a drug addiction?

i think that it's because i don't have a meme associated with me

 

[Seol404]

Also, Yellow might just die of liver poisoning mid-combat

When the Hell did you become obsessed with Yellow having a drug addiction?

The better question is, when did he decide that Yellow had a drug addiction?

 

[Seol404]

Oh and I think Yellowpig probably wins

 

[Crabwhale]

Here: https://vsbattles.com/joke-battles/84001

 

[Seol404]

Here: https://vsbattles.com/joke-battles/84001

wow

 

[Yellowpig10]

Oh and I think Yellowpig probably wins

Cause of reverse card BS?

 

[Seol404]

Oh and I think Yellowpig probably wins

Cause of reverse card BS?

That and Deviant Art cringe

 

[Crabwhale]

T H O T S L A Y E R has access to Buzzfeed and TuckFrump though.

 

[Seol404]

T H O T S L A Y E R has access to Buzzfeed and TuckFrump though.

Damn, your right, that could potentially match the cringe levels of DeviantArt

 

[Yellowpig10]

T H O T S L A Y E R has access to Buzzfeed and TuckFrump though.

I casually tanked a bunch of Tumblr compilations from seol durring one of the paradoxes

 

[Seol404]

T H O T S L A Y E R has access to Buzzfeed and TuckFrump though.

I casually tanked a bunch of Tumblr compilations from seol durring one of the paradoxes

Did you even watch them though?

 

[Yellowpig10]

T H O T S L A Y E R has access to Buzzfeed and TuckFrump though.

I casually tanked a bunch of Tumblr compilations from seol durring one of the paradoxes

Did you even watch them though?

Not at the time you posted them but i later came back and binged All of them

 

[Crabwhale]

T H O T S L A Y E R has access to Buzzfeed and TuckFrump though.

I casually tanked a bunch of Tumblr compilations from seol durring one of the paradoxes

Trust me buddy, you ain't seen anything until you've seen TuckFrump. I literally could not muster up the strength to watch all the way through the first time. And keep in mind, this is ME we're talking about.

 

[Yellowpig10]

T H O T S L A Y E R has access to Buzzfeed and TuckFrump though.

I casually tanked a bunch of Tumblr compilations from seol durring one of the paradoxes

Trust me buddy, you ain't seen anything until you've seen TuckFrump. I literally could not muster up the strength to watch all the way through the first time. And keep in mind, this is ME we're talking about.

i've never seen tuckfrump, but i'm not scared

 

[Yellowpig10]

https://vsbattles.com/joke-battles/80595

nobody cares about your country balls

 

[Crabwhale]

https://vsbattles.com/joke-battles/80595

nobody cares about your country balls

That...sounds dirty.

 

[Yellowpig10]

https://vsbattles.com/joke-battles/80595

nobody cares about your country balls

That...sounds dirty.

i realized as soon as i posted it

 

[Yellowpig10]

Bump

 

[T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R]

Yellow, I just realised that Tuck Frump is not straightforwardly available, so here it is .

 

[Yellowpig10]

Yellow, I just realised that Tuck Frump is not straightforwardly available, so here it is .

wow, that is so much worse then buzzfeed, although i still watched the whole video

 

[T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R]

Watch it four more times, it'll become worse and worse with each viewing.

 

[T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R]

Dabberoni

 

[Errorsaness]

DOOT

 

[T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R]

btw HeroinPig, have you ever seen this ? It may surprise you to know that it isn't actually buzzfeed.

 

[Yellowpig10]

btw HeroinPig, have you ever seen this ? It may surprise you to know that it isn't actually buzzfeed.

That's a big oof

 

[T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R]

You mean like this ?

 

[Yellowpig10]

You mean like this ?

yes, except the oof is on the entire human race

 

[Crabwhale]

btw HeroinPig, have you ever seen this ? It may surprise you to know that it isn't actually buzzfeed.

Even though I've seen that before, my risks of committing liven't increase exponentially every single time.

Like Triple X's cancer, only so much worse that even I'm not immune to it.

 

[Yellowpig10]

eh, i'm not really phased by it, SJW stuff just white noise to me at this point

 

[Crabwhale]

I would imagine.