"DIO, I've come to put an end to your Forkery!"

[ZeroTC01]

Heaven Ascension DIO vs The Optimizer

Teh Rules

• Optimizer is in his M.O. key.
• Speed is equalized. Otherwise, no restrictions at all for either character.

Results

Kono DIO da!: 5 (Christian Higdon, Crabwhale, Yellowpig10, Torlikoff, and PublicMinority87)

Optimizer: 0

Inconclusive: 0

 

[Christian_Higdon]

Ooooh, here we go.

 

[ZeroTC01]

Indeed we do!

... That would've worked much better with a GIF at the end, but hey.

 

[ZeroTC01]

I asked Unbacked (a friend of mine who's a JJBA expert) about this on Discord. I've got a solid idea of how this should conclude, so I'll wait for it to properly kickoff.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

Okay, so is M.O. with his High 1-C hax?

 

[ZeroTC01]

Yes.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

Well, then. Can DIO even live through that or am I missing something?

 

[ZeroTC01]

This explains it:

 

[Christian_Higdon]

Well, dang. I dunno what else to say, but DIO for those reasons.

 

[ZeroTC01]

Also, it's still just "Optimizer", maybe with a "The" if you'd like. M.O. is just the name of the key.

 

[Crabwhale]

ROAD ROLLER DA for reasons above.

 

[ZeroTC01]

Cheers to FANDOM screwing me over with 0 notifications/updates to this thread.

BUT anyway, votes counted.

 

[Crabwhale]

Nah, what are you talking about fam, FANDUMB is the most consistent, user-friendly site in the entire world.

 

[ZeroTC01]

I- ... You're right. I was just being a fool, man. While I did reload the darn thread after new messages were sent, that's on Google Chrome. After all, Google has a trackrecord for being shtupid.

FANDOM is perfection - it could never make such a mistake.

 

[Crabwhale]

Oh it's now doing the stupid thing where your reply won't show until another user replies.

 

[Crabwhale]

As I said, flagship of integrity.

 

[ZeroTC01]

That's FANDUMB for ya.

 

[ZeroTC01]

ZA BUMPO (except it makes sense here)!!!

 

[Yellowpig10]

I guess dio wins

 

[ZeroTC01]

And the Road Roller, of course.

 

[ZeroTC01]

And I didn't properly welcome you back yet, so...


Hey, welcome back!

 

[ZeroTC01]

Boomp

 

[Torlikoff]

Time Stopping Purple man FRA

why is there a legit match on this joke wiki

 

[Crabwhale]

Becuz resons

 

[ZeroTC01]

Time Stopping Purple man FRA
why is there a legit match on this joke wiki </div>

More like Why is there a serious OC in this wiki that looks like it belongs here?

 

[PublicMinority87]

Well, dang. I dunno what else to say, but DIO for those reasons.

I am surprised.

Also DIO FRA

 

[Crabwhale]

Oh yeah, DIO is having his 2-A yeeted btw

 

[ZeroTC01]

That'd probably yeet this thread as a result, albeit conveniently so since I've rewritten Optimizer's fairly shitty profile.

What's it getting yeeted down to, btw?

 

[Crabwhale]

High 4-C to 4-A I think?