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Explain a plot badly

Zeifyl

Zeifyl

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Because I've just been on an emotional rollercoaster ride, that just so happened to be easy to explain badly, I have made the decision to make a thread like this.
Everyone can do as many plots as they want, but it MUST be explained badly, but still accurately.

Centaurworld:
Some elk got too horny, and cu*ked himself. Interdimensional war ensues.
 
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Dark Cloud: King gets bullied during a war, downs some witch blood and creates an overconfident demon that threatens the timeline.

Okage: Father kidnaps an entire planet and makes them actors to keep his daughter happy.
 
Fallen London: Bats have taken London to a cave, so you must be a sociopath to succeed in life.

Sunless Sea: Bats have taken London to a cave, so you must be a sociopath to succeed in life: Zee Captain edition. Warning: The bats are angry.

Sunless Sky: Bats have taken London to a cave, so the Queen took London to the skies, and did the most british thing possible: Colonized the stars, starting by killing one, so you must be a sociopath to succeed in life.

Bully: Watch as a bully who is better than the average by bullying everyone - including the bullies - be manipulated into doing crime despite not having been compelled by anything other than "c'mon let's do it".

The Horus Heresy: Watch what happens when a neglectful papa does not care for his demigod sons, and then gives them enough political and military power to make the Star Wars Empire blush.

LISA: The Painful: As we've seen above, there are some men who really ought not to be fathers. This is what happens when, despite that, they try their hardest in a land full of assassins, explosions and perverts. Viewer discretion is advised, tears are likely to happen.

Ori and the Blind Forest: The biggest series of unintended accidents ever almost killed an entire forest, and now a newborn needs to take matters into his hands. Viewer discretion is advised, tears are likely to happen.

Kengan Ashura: YamashitaKazuo is carried to a world of sweaty, musclebound strong men who engage in masculinity tests using their bodies, and YamashitaKazuo might not be ready for it.

Baki the Grappler: The son of the world's strongest man desires to beat him. Be ready for testosterone poisoning and questionable panels that are even worse in context than outside of it.

Kingdom: Two boys share the desire to be generals and badass warriors. One of them dies because of an accident, and the remaining friend is so pissed that he will carry the indirect murderer to safety. Wait, what?

Harry Potter: A boy with a weird scar has such a bad life that being sent to a hellhole of a school with no regards to security, decency or preparation for teaching is considered an upgrade. Being revealed as the Chosen One and getting rich makes the deal sweeter.

Everlong: An edgy teenager decided that the group he was in was too edgy even for him, and decided to flee from their demon-summoning ways, evntually teaming up with a soldier that simply does not care at all anymore and a sensitive monk. Early plot twist: He is the demons.

Tex: The best gunslinger in the entire west is one mean sonuvagun, and he is taking names against those who go against the law. Be ready for iconic swears, gratutious vandalism an quasi-sociopathy from our heroes. Pro tip: Under 15 issues, the protagonist killed over one hundred men.

Zagor: A man, armed only with his hatchet, god complex and belief that tricking others into believing he is supernatural is okay as long as he uses it to keep the order in a forest, accompanies a gluttonous mexican in adventures against bandits, wild animals, witches, robots and supernatural threats.

Berserk: A man that wears black and uses a human-sized slab of iron as a sword is angry, with very good reason to, and is on a crusade to kill every single monsterin the world. A plucky comic relief of an elf follows him around.

Hajime no Ippo: Learn how the secret to end bullying is to learn how to punch people really, really hard.

Dies Irae: God is really tired of living, but he wants to go out in a bang, not with a whimper, so he wants to set the perfect scenario for his death. For that, he is relying, naturally, on a average, unremarkable schoolboy. And, of course, he must fight against nazi zombie wizards(tm) using his hatred for blades and illogical desires to win.

Legend of Koizumi: Y'know, I wanted to say something funny, but the plot itself needs no such commentary. Basically, Mahjong is how every single important decision in the world is decided, and every world leader, from Kim Jong Il and George Bush to Pope Francis and Hitler are expert, superhuman Mahjong players.
 
Batman: Boy sees parents die so as a man, he spends all his life beating up the mentally ill in a bat costume at night, said batman gets a adopted son to beat up the mentally ill together,said boy becomes a man an beats up the ill alone. batman adopts a delinquent only to get shit on by a crowbar and explode, said delinquent gets revived and starts murdering people until he gets shit on by batman. a boy finds out their identities but we dont talk about that
 
Shrek: A racist kicked out everyone who didn’t look like him. This causes them to take refuge on a man’s property which in turn causing the man to take the issue up with the government. They come to an agreement that if he were to deal with a hostage situation he would have his home to himself again.

Monsters vs aliens: Family Friendly scp vs No more heroes 3

megamind: blue lex Luthor gives super powers to nice guy causing him to go on a soy filled rampage
 
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A guy must prove that he's not a homosexual by coming back from the dead after his god-like friend stabbed him with his dick.
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Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
 
Pokemon: parents let their kids go into forests, jungles, caves and volcanos filled to the brim with city-evaporating monsters so they can kick other kids for lunch money

another version is

Trainers put some monsters in their balls
 
Kirby:

Local creampuff violently murders a bunch of deities because they stole his lunch/ruined his nap

Godzilla:
oversized alligator screws over countries because f you that's why
 
Golden Sun: A bunch of teens with imagination powers accidentally trigger the apocalypse while tresspassing durring a school field trip.

No Delivery: Minimum wage workers at a pizza place find out their workplace is a non-euclidean hellscape housing monsters created by forbidden dark magic. They are not paid enough to care.

Hot Fuzz: A really good and effective police officer is trying hard to defy action movie stereotypes and do his job correctly. Unfortunately for him, this is an action movie.

Puzzle and Dragons Z: Your new job as a park ranger will require you to fight gods.
 
jojo: vampire blows up a boat then sleeps inside an occupied coffin and wakes up and stops time with his spirit and theorizes that pressing fast forward on the universe can take you to heaven
 
What if my favirote verse is so peak that I can’t even describe it badly even if I tried
 
Scp Foundation: secret shadow organization puts weird things in boxes while dealing with crazy toy maker, evil business, some nobody, a pet shelter, library going activists, flesh cult, robot cult, helpful blood God cult, 5 cult, gun lovers, shady business, madmen, some kid, sea slugs explorer, and a group of cat girls with a spaceship.
 
A few kids play ancient rituals to steal souls like a children’s game. One of these kids’ grandpa got got, so now they have to fix this.
 
EliminatorVenom said:
Dies Irae: God is really tired of living, but he wants to go out in a bang, not with a whimper, so he wants to set the perfect scenario for his death. For that, he is relying, naturally, on a average, unremarkable schoolboy. And, of course, he must fight against nazi zombie wizards(tm) using his hatred for blades and illogical desires to win.
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F|_|ck, I was going to do that one that is the vn verse that I know the most about despite never reading the visual novel itsel. But I was going to write something pretty similar to that.
 
Vegietales: Fruit that are christen This is legit the best I could do
Undertale: Kid falls down hole, meets flower guy, antics ensues
 
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Kid that got dropped on his head fights pickles, monkey men and a sphinx cat who has a gay babysitter
 
Zeifyl said:
Because I've just been on an emotional rollercoaster ride, that just so happened to be easy to explain badly, I have made the decision to make a thread like this.
Everyone can do as many plots as they want, but it MUST be explained badly, but still accurately.

Centaurworld:
Some elk got too horny, and cu*ked himself.
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Demon Slayer: a lot of dudes with sword tries to beat michael jackson ass
 
Lad goes into another world and becomes a furry/scaly, joins a boot camp with low pay with new bff and saves time from collapsing
 
MC goes on a pilgrimage to find her brother/boyfriend and also prevent world destruction as a side job and then they both kidnap a child
 
Guy gets screwed over by the closest person he had to a mother and ends up joining mega isis to kill a simp
 
now try this
Adventurer wakes up with no items, he meets a random dude who teaches stuff. Then kills his master to fight some giant demon made of meat.
 
Lou_change said:
Scp Foundation: secret shadow organization puts weird things in boxes while dealing with crazy toy maker, evil business, some nobody, a pet shelter, library going activists, flesh cult, robot cult, helpful blood God cult, 5 cult, gun lovers, shady business, madmen, some kid, sea slug explorer, and a group of cat girls with a spaceship.
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I forgot worse EA, Players Opposing Grass, lost media, a shiny red button, evil poet heart, mecha Godzilla wannabe.


Two children gamble their souls and end up bounty hunters.

Baby monkey saves abused father from a man with a whip.

Child falls in a hole and gains God like power.

Guy wakes up from a coma to fight a demon and save a God a dead man say so.
 
Lou_change said:
crazy toy maker, evil business, some nobody, a pet shelter, library going activists, flesh cult, robot cult, helpful blood God cult, 5 cult, gun lovers, shady business, madmen, some kid, sea slugs explorer, and a group of cat girls with a spaceship.
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I thought it was about dealing with monsters wft
 
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