Most Ridiculous logic ever in video games

[BattleReviews]

let the title say the word,

example: if link equips the iron boots, he will sink, but not if its in his inventory

 

[DarkLK]

DA RED WUNZ GO FASTA!

 

[BattleReviews]

lemme guess, not running in pokemon red, or needing running shoes to run,

 

[Kaltias]

Coffee can resurrect people.

/thread

 

[BattleReviews]

shooting fireballs in any mario game, UNDERWATER

 

[Therefir]

Magic fire ovo

 

[BattleReviews]

shooting ice balls underwater without freezing the water

 

[Amelia_Lonelyheart]

I've always been fond of the "You can carry 50 more lead anvils, but picking up a flower is to much" trope.

 

[TeenAngel101]

Star Wars games where a single fighter can take down an entire fleet via regenerating health and chipping away at the enemy's.

 

[BattleReviews]

how about,

sonic, the fastest thing alive, cannot outrun some overweighted man even in sonics super/hyper form

 

[BattleReviews]

bump

 

[NuclearPixelemental]

Terraria - you can make a hundred meter long path of dirt at the top of the atmosphere and it won't fall, even if it doesn't have anything holding it up. But put a single block of sand on the side of a wall and it immediatly collapses.

 

[BattleReviews]

some similiar logic: trees float when destroying the wood, wont fall, a block of sand, falls

you can destroy trees with your bare fists, without having your hands injured

 

[BattleReviews]

Logic: Kirby can inhale enemies and grant ther abilities, but for some reason, you cannot inhale an enemy such as waddle doo while having an copy ability

 

[Gemmysaur]

When a tiny bird beats the literal god.

 

[Amelia_Lonelyheart]

When a tiny bird beats the literal god.

According to some Australian myths, the creator god Yurlungur was killed by a flock of Parakeets.

As an owner of parakeets, seeing tiny birds kill gods fills me with immense satisfaction.

 

[Gemmysaur]

 

[HST_Master]

Goop Juice can reattach limbs in RE7 without a problem

>Doesnt bring any with him


Old Southern Plantation has a need for keys with dead animals on it and willingly acknowledges their existence in prequel dlc

 

[Gemmysaur]

According to some Australian myths, the creator god Yurlungur was killed by a flock of Parakeets.

Why are we not sending cute little animals to war then?

Oh right, the cat with a bomb strapped to it walked back to base.

This is a load of lol though.

 

[Gemmysaur]

You can literally walk, fight and sit around underwater inside a cave in the middle of the ocean, but still aren't allowed to walk on the neck-deep water at the beach.

- Ragnarok Online

 

[HST_Master]

This is in a spongebob game(battle for bikini bottom)

Goo Lagoon is a beach.......wait for it

In the OCEAN

And yet spongebob can't swim and dies if he hits water, underwater

 

[Gemmysaur]

That's canon in the cartoon though.

 

[Amelia_Lonelyheart]

And yet spongebob can't swim and dies if he hits water, underwater

I mean...

 

[BattleReviews]

star fox, a hero, a leader, which means he is intelligence, for being a good leader,

needs to do the tutorial when a game starts

 

[LordGriffin1000]

Games like Outlast 2 heals knife and pitchfork wounds simply by using a bandage to wrap around your arm...

Resident Evil also uses spray to heal axe and knife wounds plus bite wounds.

 

[Seventy96]

Arceus

 

[Amelia_Lonelyheart]

Resident Evil has some great lolgamelogic. My favorite is how Leon can suplex guys so hard their heads explode! Hardcore.

 

[BattleReviews]

another one, Wellcome in a Random CoD game, where knifes are better then guns

 

[ALRF]

DA RED WUNZ GO FASTA!

I somehow expected this come...but not that early lmao

 

[BattleReviews]

mega man, can mimic other robots abilities when defeating them, can never mimic abilities from its previous game

 

[Amelia_Lonelyheart]

I always figured they took up to much space or something. The comics explain it, at least.

 

[BattleReviews]

(star war game that actually exists), han solo dies, you can find him back at the exact same spot you are suppose to find him with him being ALIVE

 

[Assaltwaffle]

Given enough time a singular Marine can kill a Leviatha. A group of them can even beat one head-on if they have enough numbers.

 

[The_Everlasting]

Star Wars games where a single fighter can take down an entire fleet via regenerating health and chipping away at the enemy's.

There's a Star Wars game where you can punch blaster bolts and melee a lightsaber.

 

[BattleReviews]

mario, can breathe underwater, fought bowser,

dies because of some turtle (koopa troopa)

 

[Amelia_Lonelyheart]

There's a Star Wars game where you can punch blaster bolts and melee a lightsaber.

There's also a Star Wars game where you can miss meleeing a literal wall when you're standing right on it.

And one where R2D2 straight up manhandles Darth Vader and Palpatine

 

[Gemmysaur]

 

[BattleReviews]

in every ice world in a mario game, sun shines, no cold wind there either, ice wont melt

 

[Assaltwaffle]

A planet could be exposed to a routine amount of sunlight and still be incredibly cold. As long as the other non-lit half of the planet is stupid cold it won't be heated enough to melt the ice.

 

[BattleReviews]

arceus, a god of all pokemon, is a slave of some 10 year old kid,