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Patrick Star vs Homer Simpson

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Two of the most well-known cartoon idiots battle over a pack of donuts or something

Speed is equal cause Patrick is listed as unknown.

Patrick is a meter high and can breathe on land

For reference, Patrick's AP is 2761440J and Homer's AP is 6377105J

Who wins and why?

Patrick Star:

Homer Simpson: 5

Inconclusive:

Patricksimpson
 
No, mid-high is out of Homer's league in terms of punching through it.

However Homer could knock him out/incap him.
 
I vote for Homer. He has a lot of skill in combat and the AP advantage. He could hit the pressure points of Patrick until he incaps him
 
Well Homer has a solid 2.3x AP advantage and he's more skilled than Patrick. Also he has better range than a one-meter tall seastar so his punches will land before and with more ease.

He can knock him out before using the pressure point strike which is OoC.

Voting Homer.
 
Voting for Homer given that he is likely to take the fight somewhat seriously unlike Patrick, and also reasons above.
 
Patrick can cut Homer in half with hs karate skills, but that´s OoC, however.

He can also do this, which can give him the advantage (watch the entire video from that point, BTW)

Voting Patrick for now.
 
If he can make sand-constructs with no showings of doing that with other matter then it's limited to sand. Central Park doesn't have big amounts of sand AFAIK.
 
The first thing is legit though it should be calced.

The second video is... I don't know what are you talking about.
 
Calaca Vs said:
Unless the web is made of some 9-A material that doesn't incap him.
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Well, it incapped Mrs. Puff, who is also 9-B jus tlike Patrick as everyone in Bikini Bottom scales to that one feat.
 
But Ms. Puff should be weaker than Patrick while Homer is stronger so it's unlikely.
 
Well, it should still give Patrick a reasonable timeframe to distract Homer while he gets the chance to punch him.
 
Thanks to the inverse square law thing I´ve heard around, at 1 meter of size, it should increase the stats proportionally.

For the latter, well, it surely would at least distract homer for a few seconds.
 
The 1 meter of size thing doesn't change any of their stats, its just so the fight can actually work
 
I mean, the only reason we haven´t done it like that to the whole verse is because it seems ridiculous or something to do so.
 
Also, now that I think about it, can Homer even knock out Patrick since he has Mid-High regen?

Regardless, I think Homer could still win since he could tire out Patrick via superior stamina
 
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