REAL WORLD BATTLE ROYAL!!

[JustANormalLemon]

All extinct and non extinct animals and plants in the REAL WORLD have a single exemple of them summoned inside Bikini botton around the Krust Krab so aquatic animals and terrestrial ones can fight and breath at the same time

Any profile in the EXTINC ORGANISMS and in the EXASTANT ORGANISMS that aren't Bacteria or Protists are in this fight

Let's see who get's the victory royale and aquires the tittle of "STRONGHEST REAL LIFE ORGANISM"

after the fight the winner will fight the MECHS in another thread

Put here the votes:

Blue Whale 0

Megalodon 1 (DarlingAurora)

Ankylosaurus 1 (Notsussybaka900)

 

[Notsussybaka900]

I think it really comes down to who’s the biggest in this scenario (of course, a T-Rex would beat a Spino despite the Spino being bigger, but its still a pretty good advantage to be able to eat your opponent in one bite.)

 

[JustANormalLemon]

So you are saying one og the big necked dinos would win? or a whale?

 

[JustANormalLemon]

For now the top 2 picks for the winner of the Battle royale is THE BLUE WHALE and THE PARAGOTITAN MAYORUM thanks to their enourmous sizes, but of the 2 of them would win in a fight? and would they be harmed by other animals thanks to beingh so big? It's for us to disscuss and decide who shall face the mechs!!!!

 

[Notsussybaka900]

The Paragotitan could probably kill the whale by just stepping on it really hard

 

[JustANormalLemon]

Would Iteven be able to reach the whale top to do that?

 

[Maitreya12]

A blue whale would not survive an attack from a Megladon. It’s only about 1.5x it’s own size and the blue doesn’t have any teeth. The ******* thing eats goddamn Krill of all things.

 

[JustANormalLemon]

A blue whale would not survive an attack from a Megladon. It’s only about 1.5x it’s own size and the blue doesn’t have any teeth. The ******* thing eats goddamn Krill of all things.

The whale could body slam the megalodon trough

 

[JustANormalLemon]

Alao reading te magalodon profile It seens that It hunted small whales, not fully grow ones

 

[Maitreya12]

Yeah wait I’m being stupid again a blue whale is literally 5-8x it’s weight and it’s freakin faster lmao.

Though that 41,000 psi Megalodon bite force truly is rough.

 

[JustANormalLemon]

Yeah wait I’m being stupid again a blue whale is literally 5-8x it’s weight and it’s freakin faster lmao.

Though that 41,000 psi Megalodon bite force truly is rough.

It is, but would be a really small pice of the whale that would be bited of

So again seens like the battle is Blue whale vs the big neck

 

[Notsussybaka900]

The neck is just a target pretty much, it snaps when it gets body slammed by the whale, so unless it can step on the whale, I’m voting for Blue

 

[JustANormalLemon]

Well, the whale is stated to be very docile

 

[Notsussybaka900]

But we already used the body slam as a justification for the Whale beating the Megalodon

 

[JustANormalLemon]

But we already used the body slam as a justification for the Whale beating the Megalodon

I mean, if the whale is bitted she will trow her weight at what bitted her if she can fell It

 

[Notsussybaka900]

and so the longnecc tries to attack the whale and gets body slammed in the neck which instantly snaps

 

[JustANormalLemon]

and so the longnecc tries to attack the whale and gets body slammed in the neck which instantly snaps

Would he go to the whale first trough? It's a battle royal, and the likes of Megalodon and Livyatan would do more damage to the whale first them the others would do to THE PARAGOTITAN MAYORUM (ctrl v ctrl c so I don't need to write that name)

 

[Notsussybaka900]

But we’ve already stated that it should come down to Whale and Patagotitan, so the Patagotitan attacks the Whale, and the Whale likely still has enough mass to snap the Patagotitan’s neck with a bodyslam

 

[JustANormalLemon]

But we’ve already stated that it should come down to Whale and Patagotitan, so the Patagotitan attacks the Whale, and the Whale likely still has enough mass to snap the Patagotitan’s neck with a bodyslam

comes down to them after they fight others, we just stated they would be last 2 up (if we ignore fungi)

 

[Notsussybaka900]

Yes, that changes nothing about my sentence

 

[JustANormalLemon]

Yes, that changes nothing about my sentence

Fair them I guess, so you think a weakened whale would still win, right? counted

 

[MaybeWantsToEdit]

What about technology? Humans can reach like Wall level with hand grenades alone, and even just one or two is enough to completely kill a blue whale, or perhaps several shots of high caliber rounds, flamethrowers? If we don't include technology, then I may lean for animals that bypass durability in a short time frame (not counting stuff that kills via disease or slow poisons), however even stuff like the box jellyfish I don't think can kill a blue whale from one hit right?

Also if the human starts off from a distance away from the blue whale, they have time to react as long as the example we're using is Peak Human reactions, people who can react to subsonic projectiles and cut bb bullets in half from a distance

 

[JustANormalLemon]

What about technology? Humans can reach like Wall level with hand grenades alone, and even just one or two is enough to completely kill a blue whale, or perhaps several shots of high caliber rounds, flamethrowers? If we don't include technology, then I may lean for animals that bypass durability in a short time frame (not counting stuff that kills via disease or slow poisons), however even stuff like the box jellyfish I don't think can kill a blue whale from one hit right?

Also if the human starts off from a distance away from the blue whale, they have time to react as long as the example we're using is Peak Human reactions, people who can react to subsonic projectiles and cut bb bullets in half from a distance

Modern humans do not have a profile in the wiki trough

 

[JustANormalLemon]

then I may lean for animals that bypass durability in a short time frame (not counting stuff that kills via disease or slow poisons), however even stuff like the box jellyfish I don't think can kill a blue whale from one hit right?

I don't think any animal can one shot a whale, any venon would probable not penetrate deep enough on It's fat to enter their blood stream and beingh so big makes poisons a lot less effective

 

[JustANormalLemon]

Bump

 

[Comiphorous]

Gentlemen. i know you're all very into this debate on which animal would win.

However, all of your arguments are invalidated due to the existence of a boulder, who lore-wise kills everyone in this battle royale The Courier aint here to tell it to go away this time

 

[JustANormalLemon]

Don't worry, sinse the battle is in the bickini botton, It's too deep to the rock reach them

 

[DarlingAurora]

The whale could body slam the megalodon trough

Still, the size difference isn't not enough to easily kill the Megalodon, I vote the shark due to teeth but it's not an stomp.

 

[JustANormalLemon]

Still, the size difference isn't not enough to easily kill the Megalodon, I vote the shark due to teeth but it's not an stomp.

The megalodon will also need to fight other animals, like the Livyatan trough, and 8 times bigger is a big diference, but counted

 

[DarlingAurora]

The megalodon will also need to fight other animals, like the Livyatan trough, and 8 times bigger is a big diference, but counted

Nah, Megalodon weighs like 48 tons, so at best is 4 times of difference; even Blue Whales can't defend themselves against pack of orcas then I don't think that a ram of the big whale would be more likely to kill the shark than an strong sharp bite of it..

OOH HELL, okay okay, I forgot about Livyatan, in that case remove my vote for meg please, maybe I would make an argument of it later because that match is pretty much equal

 

[JustANormalLemon]

Blue Whales can't defend themselves against pack of orcas

...Adult blue whales don't care about orcas, you are thinking of young blue whales

OOH HELL, okay okay, I forgot about Livyatan, in that case remove my vote for meg please, maybe I would make an argument of it later because that match is pretty much equal

I will keep the vote for now, you can change later. also probable there are more powerfull animals comparable to megalodon that I just don't remenber now

 

[DarlingAurora]

...Adult blue whales don't care about orcas, you are thinking of young blue whales

what?
they do it but in pods, but I mean that sharp teeth can still damage blue whales, these aren't impressive, their only defense is their size

 

[JustANormalLemon]

what?
they do it but in pods, but I mean that sharp teeth can still damage blue whales, these aren't impressive, their only defense is their size

I'm only talking about Blue whale vs pack of orcas

 

[DarlingAurora]

I'm only talking about Blue whale vs pack of orcas

Ik I just used it as example

 

[JustANormalLemon]

Never heard of orcas even tring to atack adult whales, at most tring to separet It's babies from the mother

humm... let me serch a thing

 

[JustANormalLemon]

How would a megalodon face a Titanoboa?

 

[JustANormalLemon]

And with the whale out of the question, the Patagosaur should be able to fend off thous smaller treaths with supersonic tail wipes and neck slaming, same may apply to other big Long necked dinos

 

[JustANormalLemon]

Just notice one think, the bIg long necked dinos have almost 3 times more AP them the blue whale thanks to their transonic tail wipe

Apatosaur(All scale from this one): 30 483 635.04 joules

Blue whale: 14467593 joules

All the sauropods sundle fell like a much biigger treath

 

[DarlingAurora]

How would a megalodon face a Titanoboa?

Even a rhino would do it ._.

 

[JustANormalLemon]

Even a rhino would do it ._.

13 meter coiled around It woukdn't be easy, Idk what you talking