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BOWSER JR.: My Koopas! Guess who stole a princess?!
KAMEK & KOOPA TROOPAS: (cheering)
BOWSER JR.: Not just any princess. The guardian of the cosmos! The mother of the stars! With her powers, we will destroy the universe! She will give her life for our glory!
BOWSER: Back in the days of yore, there was a powerful villain with awesome hair. He loved conquering everything. You see, this villain...had a son. The two roamed the universe, desperate for a place to call home, but everywhere they went was just incredibly...lame.
BABY BOWSER JR.: Gross!
BOWSER: So, they decided to make their own planet! Behold: Planet Bowser! The sinister sanctuary where they could spend the rest of their days. They built an evil roller coaster, with a gorge full of lava . They carved a giant mountain into the shape of their heads! And at the top of the planet, they built the biggest cannon ever. It could destroy the universe! They called it...
BABY BOWSER JR.: The Boomsday Weapon!
BOWSER: To power it, they needed...
BABY BOWSER JR.: The most powerful princess in the universe!
BOWSER: When they had drained all her power and the weapon was ready, they went planet by planet, destroying all those who disrespected them. Boom!
YOUNG BOWSER JR.: Boom!
BOWSER: Boom! Until they danced on the ashes of the universe and reigned supreme! The end.