A Thot VS a Whalecrab

[Crabwhale]

- Human forms

- Boxing Gloves

- No preparation time

- Winner by knockout

- Takes place in Albania (Triple X's flying expenses were NOT covered)

- 12 rounds

- World Dumbass Championship on the line

- No 3 knockdown rule

- Can't be saved by the bell

Fight!

The obvious choice: 2

The other one: 1

Gay: 0

 

[Super_Saiyan_God_Julian]

Whalecrab stomps cuz all of Triple X's money was wasted on the flight, so he couldn't get a good meal and is fighting on am empty stomach.

 

[Super_Saiyan_God_Julian]

So is the Thot going to defend himself?

 

[T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R]

Whalecrab stomps cuz all of Triple X's money was wasted on the flight, so he couldn't get a good meal and is fighting on am empty stomach.

I thought that wouldn't be the case, but then I looked at the cost of flights to Albania. From where I live, it will cost me my whole life savings. But if I move to London, it will cost me £74 at most.

So the plan is to take a taxi to London, then take an 8 hour flight to Albania. I'll bring money so that I can stay in some 2-star hotel, and be able to feed myself, so that I will enter the fight having eaten at least once.

 

[T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R]

Also, me and Crabs are probably not in the same weight class.

 

[Crabwhale]

What is your weight class?

 

[Crabwhale]

Do you even know how to box?

 

[T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R]

1. Super Middleweight.

2. Do you?

 

[Crabwhale]

Cruiserweight.

 

[T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R]

Can I bully you for being fat?

I mean during the fight. I am a master of psychological tactics.

 

[Crabwhale]

I am not fat but you most certainly are.

 

[T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R]

My weight comes mostly from my height.

 

[Crabwhale]

And how tall are you?

 

[T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R]

6'2"

 

[Crabwhale]

Christ. And how heavy are you?

 

[T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R]

Between 76 and 79 Kilograms I believe, at last check. I guess that might qualify me for Light Heavyweight, depending on which is closer.

 

[Crabwhale]

Well this might be closer than I initially thought.

I'm 6' and 82 kilos last I checked. Though, given that your athletic ability is like, equivalent to a loaf of bread, maybe not so much.

 

[T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R]

You mean a potato. I am partially Irish after all.

Really, the only thing I have going for me is probably the height and reach advantage. Maybe I could bring my friend that actually does boxing. He'd probably be pretty helpful.

 

[Super_Saiyan_God_Julian]

Lol at you guys using 'MURICAN values and non-freedom values at the same.

 

[T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R]

Frick shut the mouth your

 

[Crabwhale]

I mean unless you tag-team out not really.

 

[Super_Saiyan_God_Julian]

My apologies, Triple X, but if you bring your friend, I will be forced to step in at Whalecrab's support, unless he approves the tag team match rule modification.

 

[T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R]

I meant for training.

 

[Crabwhale]

We're doing this with no prep.

 

[T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R]

So I'm just getting off the flight and immediately running to the arena? Can I at least have him as my cornerman?

 

[Super_Saiyan_God_Julian]

Probably

 

[Crabwhale]

I will allow this.

 

[Crabwhale]

It changes nothing after all.

 

[Super_Saiyan_God_Julian]

Still voting for Whalecrab FRA. Probably Mid-High diff tho considering Triple X's stats.

 

[T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R]

I think that we should get some more people involved with this.

 

[Super_Saiyan_God_Julian]

Yeah. Though I don't think much people care about the World Dumbass Championship.

 

[T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R]

It just occured to me that, since the fight will take place in Albania, the referee will be biased against me.

 

[Crabwhale]

You're really not gonna last long enough for it to come to that.

 

[T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R]

Penise

 

[Crabwhale]

You die, the end.

 

[T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R]

You wish it were that easy

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

You die, the end.

I THOUGHT THIS WAS A BOXING MATCH.

 

[TheDarkSide857]

You die, the end.

I THOUGHT THIS WAS A BOXING MATCH.

Actually, no, it's just an excuse for Crabwhale to impress Seol with his strength and machoness.

 

[Crabwhale]

Seol isn't even here.

Also I have a girlfriend. A real life one.

 

[Crabwhale]

You wish it were that easy

It is though.