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CH vs 47, REMATCH (Composite Human (Real World) vs Agent 47)

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A long time ago in 2018, there was a match of 47 fighting CH. It was deemed a stomp since 47 is physically stronger, and outskilled CH.

Now, CH has been buffed and debuffed massively 5 years later. I wonder if this match will be any different?

Conditions:
  • CH has full prior knowledge on 47 and has 36 hr of prep time, immediate access to a pound of snortable blue meth (for a stat amplification stimulant), and has everything up to 9-B (along with CH's hax and tech from preparation if CH desires).
  • 47 has stuff up to 9-B (This time, 47 has no preparation time or prior knowledge).
  • Speed is equalized; the implication of this is that 47 can technically be unable to outrun CH lol. CH knows where 47's starting hiding place in the middle of the match. Both start 20 m away from each other.
  • VBW SBA conditions and standard VBW thread rules otherwise.

47 repeat stomps GG:

CH wins GG: 3 (Mariogoods, MaybeWantsToEdit, Undylan)

They both become scarily good allies (incon):

(This match is a part of the tournament for composite human)
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The least I can think of is that CH can produce a lot of fulminated mercury or composition b at that time. In both of the 47 surviving explosions videos he was several meters away, and the explosions did not severely damage the environment. However, the stuff that I mentioned earlier deals a lot more damage.
Not voting anyone for now, I want to see what the others have to say.
 
Isn't fulminated mercury in real life not actually very explosive. Anyway if CH has 5 whole years of prep and everything and 47 isn't faster in reactions, CH could probably do something with an explosive or whatever, since 47 can't react to something like a missile. Or CH comes up in a tank and shoots 47, or just goes into a car and jumps out as the car rams into 47
 
MaybeWantsToEdit said:
Isn't fulminated mercury in real life not actually very explosive
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"In the episode "Crazy Handful of Nothin'" of the television series Breaking Bad, Walter White uses fulminated mercury "with a little tweak of chemistry" to create an explosion in meth kingpin Tuco Salamanca's office as an intimidation tactic. The depiction of the substance and its effects in the show is questionable in accuracy; the crystals themselves, as shown, would be too large to survive handling without exploding, and when Walt throws a crystal at the ground the resulting explosion ruins the office but leaves the occupants unharmed" Source
Meaning that the crystal Walt throw would f*ck the room up. Walt produced a pound of it in a few days. CH is probably more skilled than Walt and can probably produce thousands of metric tons of fulminated mercury in 5 years.
 
MaybeWantsToEdit said:
Isn't fulminated mercury in real life not actually very explosive. Anyway if CH has 5 whole years of prep and everything and 47 isn't faster in reactions, CH could probably do something with an explosive or whatever, since 47 can't react to something like a missile. Or CH comes up in a tank and shoots 47, or just goes into a car and jumps out as the car rams into 47
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Doesn't 47 still have their skill advantage in-case stuff like this happens (he did take down multiple versions of himself)? Plus, tanks can only use stuff that are 9-B, they can't use stuff like a 9-A charge on 47. And doesn't 47 have instinct still?
 
H3110l12345I20 said:
Doesn't 47 still have their skill advantage in-case stuff like this happens (he did take down multiple versions of himself)? Plus, tanks can only use stuff that are 9-B, they can't use stuff like a 9-A charge on 47. And doesn't 47 have instinct still?
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CH can prepare up to ten million joules worth of explosives which would be 9-B and not 9-B+, even that would demolish 47. In my opinion prep time is too long.
 
Prep is definitely over kill here since it would take like a day to get hold of anything that would cap out at 9-B. They have the military clearance to just phone in an attack helicopter after all. The new time sounds good.
 
MarkGoldbridge said:
"In the episode "Crazy Handful of Nothin'" of the television series Breaking Bad, Walter White uses fulminated mercury "with a little tweak of chemistry" to create an explosion in meth kingpin Tuco Salamanca's office as an intimidation tactic. The depiction of the substance and its effects in the show is questionable in accuracy; the crystals themselves, as shown, would be too large to survive handling without exploding, and when Walt throws a crystal at the ground the resulting explosion ruins the office but leaves the occupants unharmed" Source
Meaning that the crystal Walt throw would f*ck the room up. Walt produced a pound of it in a few days. CH is probably more skilled than Walt and can probably produce thousands of metric tons of fulminated mercury in 5 years.
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Mythbusters did a thing on it. It proved to actually technically combust, but nowhere near the way it did in the show. It's similar to how Gus only had part of his face blown off when the explosion pulverized the 2 only other people in the room and absolutely destroyed like everything in it. It was just done for the scene to look cool.

Anyway with 36 hours of prep wouldn't CH just have all their other stuff. Why would they need to resort to drug-related things. I still think even with just 12 hours of prep, CH could just take out like a tank or something lol
 
MaybeWantsToEdit said:
Mythbusters did a thing on it. It proved to actually technically combust, but nowhere near the way it did in the show. It's similar to how Gus only had part of his face blown off when the explosion pulverized the 2 only other people in the room and absolutely destroyed like everything in it. It was just done for the scene to look cool.

Anyway with 36 hours of prep wouldn't CH just have all their other stuff. Why would they need to resort to drug-related things. I still think even with just 12 hours of prep, CH could just take out like a tank or something lol
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I say this is my vote btw
 
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