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the real world what-if? mergings

  1. King_Dom470

    Peak Human vs Peak Dinosaur (0-1-0)

    Rules: Speed equal The dino has prior knowledge They start 25 meters away from each other The human has a car and an RPG with thermobaric warheads The RPG starts unloaded Battle takes place in the Cretaceous wilderness SBA for everything else Dinosaur: Human: (Rayfire) Incon:
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    • composite dinosaur composite human (real world) the real world what-if? mergings
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    • Forum: Vs Thread
  2. H3110l12345I20

    Creepers fight Pando. Australia edition (Composite Tree (Community Made) vs 40000 Creepers (Minecraft))

    Due to the staff shortage, I find it unlikely that the official profile will get updated to my current draft soon. In the meantime, my remastered profile of composite tree can be used. Conditions: There will be 40,000 MC creepers as stated in the title of this thread Composite Tree is going to...
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    • composite tree (community made) creeper (minecraft) minecraft the real world what-if? mergings vs thread
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Vs Thread
  3. H3110l12345I20

    A human tries to crack a peanut without closing their eyes (Composite Human (Real World) vs SCP-173)

    Suggested by @ThePrimalHunter Conditions: VBW SBA conditions and standard VBW thread rules otherwise. "Article canon 173 is used" Note: The world record for not blinking is 91 minutes Human that should be an SPC SCP: 1 (MaybeWantsToEdit, Canon Anomaly: Incon: (This match is a part of...
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    • composite human (real world) scp 173 the real world what-if? mergings the scp foundation tournament vs thread
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Vs Thread
  4. H3110l12345I20

    Composite Human and Meme Tree Nostalgia Trip (Composite Human (Real World) vs Composite Tree (Community Made))

    Continuing from here; the thread that followed the original thread. Due to the staff shortage, I find it unlikely that the official profile will get updated to my current draft soon. In the meantime, my remastered profile of composite tree can be used. Conditions: Like in the original match...
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    • composite human (real world) composite tree (community made) the real world what-if? mergings vs thread
    • Replies: 21
    • Forum: Vs Thread
  5. H3110l12345I20

    Composite Tree VS Tournament, redo of the dead meme CT!

    Today is the 6th anniversary of composite tree deletion. To celebrate it, I’ve decided to remaster & do a tournament on it. copy-pasting stuff from the composite human tourney OP to make stuff faster If you’re worried about the profile being vandalized into a joke, the site has policies against...
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    • composite tree (community made) the real world what-if? mergings tournament
    • Replies: 17
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  6. H3110l12345I20

    Composite Tree VS Tournament! COMING APR 14

    ^^^ While the staff shortage on JBW is making it unlikely for the official profile to get an update with my remaster, I'll post the tournament anyways for the sake of having symbolic schedule. In the meantime before Apr 14 comes, have a listen and funny meme laughs at this terrible titanic...
  7. H3110l12345I20

    Composite Tree CRT/Feature Request but its 2024

    Time for another remaster of another popular composite back in the day, Composite Tree! JBW is surprisingly fitting for the profile. It was a meme, the site is filled with jokes, Idk why people keep acting like we've "lost" the profile when we can still make matches on it. Anyways... enough...
  8. H3110l12345I20

    Politics, but I bring 2 fictional characters for lucky chaos (Composite Human (Real World) vs James Dean)

    Conditions: VBW SBA conditions and standard VBW thread rules otherwise. "Both opponents engage in a political debate. Both have 1 week of prep." @CanineAnnoyer Best Political Human: No actually, best president (not actually under his probability manip influence, I swear): They both become...
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    • composite human (real world) james dean monument mythos the real world what-if? mergings vs thread
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Vs Thread
  9. H3110l12345I20

    Composite Human edits 2.0 (Matchup, defacto CRT, optional additions, etc)

    ^^^; continuing from this thread. So as of Seol's edit here, the page is locked for the CH. So this page is here for anyone to suggest changes and match up additions/removals from the page. nevermind, she unlocked the page There's going to be a necessary format to make stuff easier for the...
  10. H3110l12345I20

    Best human fights a boxer (Composite Human (Real World) vs Yuzuko Mawatari)

    Suggested by @JnSteHar002 Conditions: VBW SBA conditions and standard VBW thread rules otherwise. Speed is equal (since there's a notable speed disadvantage for the canon boxer) and the fight takes place in the boxing ring. Bonus wincon: defeat the opponent in a fair boxing match. Best Human...
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    • composite human (real world) the real world what-if? mergings vs thread
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Vs Thread
  11. H3110l12345I20

    (GRACE) Best human fights another Gigaape! (Composite Human (Real World) vs Donkey Kong (Illumination))

    Conditions: CH "with tech and weapons up to High 8-C." - @Undylan. My added conditions to this: around 5-10 m starting distance. VBW SBA conditions and standard VBW thread rules otherwise. "Now, you ***": CH: 7 (Undylan, Mariogoods, SatellaTheWoE, Hiiilt, That_moron2, MaybeWantsToEdit, the OP...
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    • composite human (real world) donkey kong (illumination) mario bros the real world what-if? mergings vs thread
    • Replies: 20
    • Forum: Vs Thread
  12. H3110l12345I20

    (GRACE) Composite Human plays ROBLOX (Figure (DOORS) vs Composite Human (Real World))

    Conditions: VBW SBA conditions and standard VBW thread rules. Suggested by @CBslayeR Note: As discussed many times and in similar cases, while Composite Human does have knowledge over every piece of fiction created, staff has stated that this doesn't apply to overall knowledge and intelligence...
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    • composite human (real world) figure (doors) roblox the real world what-if? mergings vs thread
    • Replies: 44
    • Forum: Vs Thread
  13. H3110l12345I20

    (GRACE) Quick Draw tries to draw against an attack helicopter 💀 (Composite Human (Real World) vs Quick Draw)

    Conditions: "The human gets an Mi-24, and has complete knowledge of how the quick draw operates. Both are about 5 meters away from each other..." - Hortonhearsahoot. The heilcopter starts 30 m away in the air. VBW SBA conditions and standard VBW thread rules otherwise. Great human amalgamation...
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    • composite human (real world) mil mi-24 quick draw real life the real world what-if? mergings totally accurate battle simulator vs thread
    • Replies: 59
    • Forum: Vs Thread
  14. H3110l12345I20

    (GRACE) CH fights a bunch of monkes (Composite Human (Real World) vs 4 Chimpanzees)

    Conditions: VBW SBA conditions and standard VBW thread rules otherwise. 4 chimps try to attack CH, but they all start at least 10 m away from CH. Speed is equal and there's no preparation time for both opponents Best Human: 7 (SatellaTheWoE, MaybeWantsToEdit/G-Toasty, Mariogoods, Undylan...
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    • chimpanzee composite human (real world) monke the real world (verse) the real world what-if? mergings vs thread
    • Replies: 59
    • Forum: Vs Thread
  15. H3110l12345I20

    (GRACE) CH fights a guy will anime willpower (Composite Human (Real World) vs Subaru Natsuki)

    Conditions: CH is outside NB range (whatever that means). VBW SBA conditions and standard VBW thread rules otherwise. Suggested by @SatellaTheWoE Great human amalgamation: Subaru Natsuki: 7 (The OP (me), Mariogoods, SatellaTheWoE, MaybeWantsToEdit, TheHeavenlySword, Zeinx1, Undylan) Incon...
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    • composite human (real world) re:zero kara hajimeru isekai seikatsu subaru natsuki the real world what-if? mergings vs thread
    • Replies: 43
    • Forum: Vs Thread
  16. H3110l12345I20

    (VOTES NEEDED) Comic Book Expert Who Doesn't Know MCU Iron Man fights him (Composite Human (Real World) vs Iron Man (Marvel Cinematic Universe))

    Conditions: Iron Man Suits are restricted, both sides get 1 month of prep time. Speed Equalized. VBW SBA conditions and standard VBW thread rules otherwise. I. Am IRON MAN: 5 (Mariogoods, MaybeWantsToEdit, ThePrimalHunter, Javenplayz253, Undylan, ) I. Am A BELOVED COMPOSITE IN THE LATE 2010s...
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    • composite human (real world) iron man (marvel cinematic universe) marvel cinematic universe the real world what-if? mergings vs thread
    • Replies: 24
    • Forum: Vs Thread
  17. H3110l12345I20

    (STOMP) Composite Human attempts to no-hit Sans (Sans Undertale vs Composite Human (Real World))

    Conditions: CH has tech up to 9-B and 1-2 weeks of prep (maybe more, idk what is more fair), fight takes place in the Last Corridor, speed is equal. VBW SBA conditions and standard VBW thread rules otherwise. (The last corridor for a frame of reference) SANS UNDERTALE be like: 1 The human...
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    • composite human (real world) sans the real world what-if? mergings undertale vs thread
    • Replies: 84
    • Forum: Vs Thread
  18. H3110l12345I20

    CH vs 47, REMATCH (Composite Human (Real World) vs Agent 47)

    A long time ago in 2018, there was a match of 47 fighting CH. It was deemed a stomp since 47 is physically stronger, and outskilled CH. Now, CH has been buffed and debuffed massively 5 years later. I wonder if this match will be any different? Conditions: CH has full prior knowledge on 47 and...
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    • agent 47 composite human (real world) hitman the real world what-if? mergings vs thread
    • Replies: 38
    • Forum: Vs Thread
  19. H3110l12345I20

    (GRACE) CH fights the man who 'always comes back' (Composite Human (Real World) vs William Afton (Games))

    Conditions: William is in his springtrap (Post-Springlock Failure) key, and is in the building of Fazbear Frights with CH working a shift in the building, and "killing William or surviving until 6AM" are CH's win conditions (The match starts at 12 o' clock midnight). VBW SBA conditions and...
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    • composite human (real world) five nights at freddy's the real world what-if? mergings vs thread william afton (games)
    • Replies: 74
    • Forum: Vs Thread
  20. H3110l12345I20

    If I told you in 2018 that Composite Tree may have evidence for animalistic intelligence or any intelligence at all, how would you react?

    ^^^
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    • composite tree (community made) nostalgia questions and answers thread the real world what-if? mergings
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Questions and Answers
  21. H3110l12345I20

    (VOTES NEEDED) The Human Race fights some random person that also has it's stuff (The Human Race (The Real World) vs Composite Human)

    Conditions: " Who would win? CH with 20 years of prepare time and blodlusted Or https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/The_Human_Race_(The_Real_World) "-JustANormalLemon. This is a scenario of whether CH could defeat or rule all of humanity. Us: Us, but even cooler: 4 Incon: (This match is a part...
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    • composite human (real world) the human race (the real world) the real world (verse) the real world what-if? mergings vs thread
    • Replies: 93
    • Forum: Vs Thread
  22. H3110l12345I20

    Composite on joke site fights a commander (Composite Human (Real World) vs Shinei Nouzen (ON HOLD)

    Until @MaybeWantsToEdit has updated Shinei's gun to a more accurate tier, this match has been placed on hold. Conditions: "...both have all of their possible vehicles be behind them for them to enter, both have everything" -@MaybeWantsToEdit. Speed equalized. VBW SBA conditions and standard VBW...
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    • composite human (real world) shinei nouzen the real world what-if? mergings vs threads
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Vs Thread
  23. H3110l12345I20

    (STOMP) A peak human fights a kitty (Composite Human (Real World) vs Firestar (Warriors))

    Conditions: Base Composite human and base Firestar is used and Firestar's Environmental Destruction is restricted. VBW SBA conditions and standard VBW thread rules otherwise. Couragous Kitty: Best Amalgamation: 3 They both become mutual friends after a long duel: (This match is a part of the...
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    • composite human (real world) firestar (warriors) the real world what-if? mergings vs thread warriors (verse)
    • Replies: 72
    • Forum: Vs Thread
  24. H3110l12345I20

    Magical girl fights technology (Composite Human (Real World) vs Luz Noceda)

    Conditions: CH has a military firearm (like a APC9 Pro-K SCW), a few different grenades, a powered laser pointer, some rocket launchers, powered laser pointer, LED Incapacitators and other chemical and similar weapons. Also, Luz is bloodlusted. VBW SBA conditions and standard VBW thread rules...
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    • composite human (real world) luz noceda the owl house the real world what-if? mergings vs threads
    • Replies: 157
    • Forum: Vs Thread
  25. H3110l12345I20

    2 Perfect Humans Come and Play (Ayanokouji Kiyotaka vs Composite Human (Real World))

    Conditions: Ayanokouji has a day of preparation. VBW SBA conditions and standard VBW thread rules otherwise. Amalgamation: 2, possibly 3 (Rakih_Elyan? (vote was prior to the OP change), Rayfire, MaybeWantsToEdit, ) Canon Perfection: 1 (SatellaTheWoE, ) Incon: (This match is a part of the...
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    • ayanokoji kiyotaka classroom of the elite composite composite human (real world) the real world what-if? mergings vs threads
    • Replies: 55
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  26. H3110l12345I20

    The Cure fights an Amalgamation (SCP-049 vs Composite Human (Real World))

    Conditions: 049's article canon key is used and speed is unequal. VBW SBA conditions and standard VBW thread rules otherwise. I. Am. The Cure: I'm an amalgamation of a human that will kick your [REDACTED]: 5 (Undylan, JustANormalLemon, Lemongifted101, Keeweed, Javenplayz253, ) Incon: (This...
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    • composite human (real world) scp foundation scp-049 the real world what-if? mergings
    • Replies: 77
    • Forum: Vs Thread
  27. H3110l12345I20

    (ON HOLD) Dead Composite Profile fights Cancer. (Cancer (Cells at Work) vs Composite Human (Real World))

    Fight is on hold until cancer's canon size has been confirmed in this thread or by @JustANormalLemon. Conditions: Composite Human has no prior knowledge and Cancer starts on CH's face. VBW SBA conditions and standard VBW thread rules otherwise. Cancer: Human sacrifices body part to beat...
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    • cancer (cells at work!) cells at work! composite human (real world) the real world what-if? mergings
    • Replies: 63
    • Forum: Vs Thread
  28. H3110l12345I20

    Composite Human Vs Tournament

    Today is the 4th anniversary of composite human’s deletion. To celebrate it, I’ve decided to remaster & add extra stuff on it, which is here (in the profile I linked below these 2 paragraphs), & do a tournament on it. If you’re worried about the profile being vandalized into a joke, the site...
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    • composite human (real world) the real world what-if? mergings tournament
    • Replies: 235
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  29. H3110l12345I20

    What other abilities and things have I missed in my making of composite human?

    ^^^, (My Composite Human profile remastered CH profile that I've done) Rules: Please read the "Other" tabber of the "Notes:" section first before making any suggestions. I don't want to keep debunking stuff that already has a justification for why it's debunked. The power has to mean what it...
  30. H3110l12345I20

    Lifting Strength+Superhuman Questions When Composite Human Was Here

    Composite Human had Class 5 LS, how come peak human in the official lifting strength page isn’t up to there? Is the “Superhuman” placed there in-case we have superhuman feats? If that’s the case, why don’t we bump up the boundary of Peak Human & Superhuman? Guinness World Records has explicitly...
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    • composite human composite human (community made) composite human (real world) lifting strength the real world what-if? mergings
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Questions and Answers
  31. H3110l12345I20

    Composite Human & other Composites (General Discussion Thread)

    So I started this thread because I heard composites were popular during their prime. Are they (or composite human) still popular? Is anyone even interested in composites nowadays? How many people miss composites on-site even when we could just make a serious one on JBW? Would anyone be...
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    • alternative canon and composite profiles composite composite human composite human (community made) the real world what-if? mergings
    • Replies: 86
    • Forum: General Discussion
  32. H3110l12345I20

    (VOTES NEEDED) A human solos a beeg ape! (Composite Human (Real World) Vs Gigantopithecus)

    A while ago, someone (I don't want to name anyone for their sake) made a surprisingly one-side matchup between a partially inaccurate CH blog & Gigantopithecus. However, I decided to make a fairer one myself. Gigantopithecus: The perfect human: 2 (ScalingRandomVerse, JustANormalLemon, ) Some...
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    • composite human (real world) gigantopithecus the real world the real world what-if? mergings
    • Replies: 144
    • Forum: Vs Thread
  33. H3110l12345I20

    (FIRST GRACE AFTER 4 YEARS) Back From The Dead... (Composite Human (Real World) Vs Polar Bear)

    Who cares that composite human is kicked out of the main wiki? Can't we continue doing composite-thing matches here? So in my research for human hysterical strength LS, I came across this case of a mother fighting & wrestling a 318 kg Polar Bear. Even if the woman in question did move the bear...
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    • composite human (real world) polar bear the real world the real world what-if? mergings
    • Replies: 63
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  34. Confussed-Oddish

    Composite Human (Community made) vs Fernando

    Composite human is minding his own buisness till Fernando starts doing a wierd dance while eating some yogurt. Composite Human is his 9-C iteration and has all weapons up to 9-A of strength Fernando has his harpoon and is in his 9-B itteration. He also has a wagon, 489 needles, a chair, a...
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    • composite human (community made) fernando the real world what-if? mergings
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  35. Confussed-Oddish

    Composite Tree (The Real World what-if? mergings) vs. Flash (Barry Allen) (Post-Crisis) (DC)

    A tree vs the fastest man alive Composite Tree stars off in Queens, New York and Flash starts off in Long Island, New York Composite Tree has a five second prep/head start Speed is equalised Flash (Barry Allen) (Post-Crisis) : Composite Tree (Community made) : Incunclusive: BTW this is a...
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    • composite tree (community made) the real world what-if? mergings
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  36. Pygmy_Hippo_2

    Composite Cat vs. Composite Canid (Both The Real World what-if? mergings)

    Since this thread was popular before the Composite profiles died on Vs Battles, let's finish this on Joke Battles. The two most popular pets will fight to the death in Central Park with speed equalized. Composite Cat (Community made):5 Composite Canid (Community made):0 Inconclusive:0
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    • composite canid (community made) composite cat (community made) the real world what-if? mergings
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Vs Thread
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