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As it says, please do, or Chuck will find you.
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MAKE YOUR OWN CHUCK NORRIS FACTS
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Chuck Norris can checkmate you in checkers.
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MY SIDES.Seol404 said:
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Chuck Norris killed his Mom before he was born but this joke is too old
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Wow. That was good.
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But you know.... Its a old JokeChristian Higdon said:
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Chuck Norris makes the worst food in history but Gordon Ramsay rates it better than a Masterchefs begging Chuck for the recipe and gives a rent of his money
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OH MY GOD.Uselessnoob245 said:
Chuck makes the best, but that's a good one.
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Tool Assisted Speedruns are actually footage of Chuck Norris playing videogames in his spare time.
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OH MY GOD. THIS IS GOLD.Rodri "Dante" said:
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Chuck Norris doesn't play sports. sports play Chuck Norris
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That's a good one.
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OH. MY. GOD.Seol404 said:
Seol's the master of this.
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Chuck Norris eats Satan for an energy boost right before Running has to run on Chuck Norris
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When you write Chuck's name in the Death Note, the Death Note gets a heart attack.
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dies of laughterRodri "Dante" said:
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Green becomes a creative color when Chuck uses it.
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All of these are good...
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Later someone has to put all of these in a blog.
Chuck can fire guns from his bullet.
Chuck can fire guns from his bullet.
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We'll have to add these in Meme Edition Chuck's profile ovo.
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A nuclear reactor is just an old cigaret from Chuck Norris.
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Erm, isn't that already taken?Seol404 said:
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Yeah. Or at least, somebody already said it.
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It's still funny, so you pass.Seol404 said:
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Nobody can kill Chuck.
Chuck kills nothing.
Nothing is above criticism.
Nothing beats criticism.
Yet Chuck can be critisized.
Chuck kills nothing.
Nothing is above criticism.
Nothing beats criticism.
Yet Chuck can be critisized.
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I guess so.
Chuck once heard of the M Theory, so he turned the M into a W.
I dunno.
Chuck once heard of the M Theory, so he turned the M into a W.
I dunno.
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Seol404 said:
