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Public and Daniel Cause Chaos (RP)

PublicMinority87 said:
(Its technically what happens between Combine Invasion end and beginning of Chrimson Khorne. This is an alternate universe where they didn't invade.)
(Ok, so the Orror takeover didn't happen, and everything didn't become a mess. Got it)
 
PublicMinority87 said:
"Just keep your distance, and you will be fine."
"If you don't keep your distance, well, let's just say that it won't be good." Daniel said.
 
In erased time, the mafioso prepares for attack, then next thing we know, my arm is severed. I am not in pain since it was a prostetic.
 
PublicMinority87 said:
In erased time, the mafioso prepares for attack, then next thing we know, my arm is severed. I am not in pain since it was a prostetic.
"What happened to your arm before? I kinda forgot." (BTW meet me @ Live)
 
(15 minutes or so and I will)

"Cream erased my arm, and I don't know how I lost the other one. Dark then got me these ones."
 
PublicMinority87 said:
(15 minutes or so and I will)

"Cream erased my arm, and I don't know how I lost the other one. Dark then got me these ones."
"Alright. Should I finish him off?" Daniel asked.
 
(I can't connect) "I got this." I say, stopping time just as the coin lands, causing 2 timestops. letting me move in it

We both violently hit each other many times, but when time resumes, you witness him flying with a hole in his chest.
 
PublicMinority87 said:
(I can't connect) "I got this." I say, stopping time just as the coin lands, causing 2 timestops. letting me move in it

We both violently hit each other many times, but when time resumes, you witness him flying with a hole in his chest.
"Now, do we defeat the mafia boss?"
 
"YOU, tell us where the mafia boss is."

I put him on dialysis and force him to stay conscious as a method of torture.
 
PublicMinority87 said:
"YOU, tell us where the mafia boss is."

I put him on dialysis and force him to stay conscious as a method of torture.
"The mafia boss lives in a bunker, the coordinates are: *insert random numbers here*" He then dies. "Okay, let's go."
 
MaxForward said:
PublicMinority87 said:
"YOU, tell us where the mafia boss is."

I put him on dialysis and force him to stay conscious as a method of torture.
"The mafia boss lives in a bunker, the coordinates are: *insert random numbers here*" He then dies. "Okay, let's go."
"There's no need."

Public and Daniel turn at the voice to find me glaring at them with an entire EDC legion of soldiers behind me. I have an iPad in my hand and the iPad is showing several EDC vehicles and ships assaulting the bunker where the mafia boss is hiding.

I continue to glare at Public and Daniel as I whip out a small, chrome cylindrical pad and say "Teleporter, activate.", teleporting them to a white room with padded walls and the most serious table either of them had ever seen sitting in the center.

"Public and Daniel." I begin, my voice booming over loudspeakers built into the ceiling. "This is me being serious. In fact, this is my serious room. It's where I come to be serious. That table is the most serious table I could find. I looked at many, many tables. Hundreds of tables. It's possible I looked at over a thousand tables, I honestly don't know, the specific number isn't as important as the understanding that all of the tables I looked at, this one is the most serious. I relate this story to impress upon you the extent to which this is the most serious room I have, which is why I've brought you here. You just recklessly provoked a mafia gang without my permission, when you could have just tried to call us without doing anything really stupid. Your actions could have jeporadized our operation or gotten you both killed, and I just can't have that. It's time to get serious, Public. No jokes, no games. Outside of this room I might be more tolerant of those things, but now we're in the room. Which is why I'm sentencing you to three hours standing here in the serious room. Perhaps after that we can talk about the severity of your actions and whether you've learned anything, but until then, serious room. GO."
 
"We know what we are doing, don't waste time and money cleaning up after us, Light. Trust me, we got this. So, I must refuse your offer."
 
"The mafia boss lives in a bunker, the coordinates are: *insert random numbers here*" He then dies. "Okay, let's go."
"There's no need."

Public and Daniel turn at the voice to find me glaring at them with an entire EDC legion of soldiers behind me. I have an iPad in my hand and the iPad is showing several EDC vehicles and ships assaulting the bunker where the mafia boss is hiding.

I continue to glare at Public and Daniel as I whip out a small, chrome cylindrical pad and say "Teleporter, activate.", teleporting them to a white room with padded walls and the most serious table either of them had ever seen sitting in the center.

"Public and Daniel." I begin, my voice booming over loudspeakers built into the ceiling. "This is me being serious. In fact, this is my serious room. It's where I come to be serious. That table is the most serious table I could find. I looked at many, many tables. Hundreds of tables. It's possible I looked at over a thousand tables, I honestly don't know, the specific number isn't as important as the understanding that all of the tables I looked at, this one is the most serious. I relate this story to impress upon you the extent to which this is the most serious room I have, which is why I've brought you here. You just recklessly provoked a mafia gang without my permission, when you could have just tried to call us without doing anything really stupid. Your actions could have jeporadized our operation or gotten you both killed, and I just can't have that. It's time to get serious, Public. No jokes, no games. Outside of this room I might be more tolerant of those things, but now we're in the room. Which is why I'm sentencing you to three hours standing here in the serious room. Perhaps after that we can talk about the severity of your actions and whether you've learned anything, but until then, serious room. GO."

"You talk like my mom." Daniel said.
 
PublicMinority87 said:
I then blind Light with cigarette smoke and escape.
I am not here and merely speaking over the loudspeakers, so it doesn't work.

"Public, you have no choice. I formed the EDC to protect lives, not disregard them or place them in danger. Your utterly irresponsible actions did just that. So until you learn to be responsible, stay aside and let the experts handle this."
 
"Listen here, Light, these aren't just street thugs, these are mafiosos. They also are stand users, let me remind you, your little team of handicapped boy scouts aren't all capable. These guys make the combine look like an unarmed gangster fighting Galactus. So please, with all due respect, get out of our ******* way, do you even know how we pissed off a mafia? These bastards won't stop until I am dead, so if they want to kill me, then I am letting them kill me. But you are hindering my progress in stopping them. I started this, I don't care if their badge "Mafioso Stopper" is on the line, I am going on a suicide mission, so let me the **** out, or at least let me talk to my lawyer."

I then call Dark, who I am paying well to be my lawyer
 
PublicMinority87 said:
"Listen here, Light, these aren't just street thugs, these are mafiosos. They also are stand users, let me remind you, your little team of handicapped boy scouts aren't all capable. These guys make the combine look like an unarmed gangster fighting Galactus. So please, with all due respect, get out of our ******* way, do you even know how we pissed off a mafia? These bastards won't stop until I am dead, so if they want to kill me, then I am letting them kill me. But you are hindering my progress in stopping them. I started this, I don't care if their badge "Mafioso Stopper" is on the line, I am going on a suicide mission, so let me the **** out, or at least let me talk to my lawyer."

I then call Dark, who I am paying well to be my lawyer
"I have one more trick up my sleeve, however..." (Meet me at Live BTW)
 
PublicMinority87 said:
"Listen here, Light, these aren't just street thugs, these are mafiosos. They also are stand users, let me remind you, your little team of handicapped boy scouts aren't all capable. These guys make the combine look like an unarmed gangster fighting Galactus. So please, with all due respect, get out of our ******* way, do you even know how we pissed off a mafia? These bastards won't stop until I am dead, so if they want to kill me, then I am letting them kill me. But you are hindering my progress in stopping them. I started this, I don't care if their badge "Mafioso Stopper" is on the line, I am going on a suicide mission, so let me the **** out, or at least let me talk to my lawyer."

I then call Dark, who I am paying well to be my lawyer
"The EDC scouts told me everything. You irresponsibly maddened the mafia boss and he ordered you dead, which kicked off all the assassination attempts in the first place. Innocents could have died today due to your actions. And with all due respect, our soldiers are trained, armed, and honed for things just like the mafia you are describing, and as your friend, I simply cannot let you go on a kamikaze mission. And in case you were wondering about your 'lawyer', he is a fugitive for being the start of the War of the Wikia and Omnius's return, which, mind you, nearly destroyed all that was and ever will be, and he is currently wanted in about 70% of those universes remaining. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a mafia to bring to justice, and after that we can talk about whether you've learned anything. But until then, goodbye." The sound cut out after that.
 
I then throw a bottle, shattering it. "GOD ******* DAMN IT, LIGHT, YOU LUNATIC. Sorry for shouting, but if there is no stand users amongst you, then you might as well be sending out troops like lemmings off a cliff. Let us handle the mess, or else I blow this place, quite literally, because, I had the liberty of sending Maw-Ray after you. If your troops come back dead, don't come pointing fingers at me, asswipe. If you want to know what we really did, heres what happened: Daniel was just associated with me, and we were at a nightclub, one of the girls were spending time with me and the club owner who was in the mafia tried to start a fight, but we took care of him, so, without further adieu, we ask you let us out. You are not our mothers, stop acting like it, you also are not our boss, just an ally. And speaking of which, is it getting cold in here?"
 
PublicMinority87 said:
I then throw a bottle, shattering it. "GOD ******* DAMN IT, LIGHT, YOU LUNATIC. Sorry for shouting, but if there is no stand users amongst you, then you might as well be sending out troops like lemmings off a cliff. Let us handle the mess, or else I blow this place, quite literally, because, I had the liberty of sending Maw-Ray after you. If your troops come back dead, don't come pointing fingers at me, asswipe. If you want to know what we really did, heres what happened: Daniel was just associated with me, and we were at a nightclub, one of the girls were spending time with me and the club owner who was in the mafia tried to start a fight, but we took care of him, so, without further adieu, we ask you let us out. You are not our mothers, stop acting like it, you also are not our boss, just an ally. And speaking of which, is it getting cold in here?"
I had cut back in at the shouting, and heard the fact that the mafia had technically started it first.

"...Very well. But I'm not going to let you go alone."

At that moment, the wall to the left of Public slides open with a smooth whirrr, revealing several EDC soldiers that had been on the other side. The soldiers enter the room and begin escorting Public and Daniel through several corridors.
 
PublicMinority87 said:
I then throw a bottle, shattering it. "GOD ******* DAMN IT, LIGHT, YOU LUNATIC. Sorry for shouting, but if there is no stand users amongst you, then you might as well be sending out troops like lemmings off a cliff. Let us handle the mess, or else I blow this place, quite literally, because, I had the liberty of sending Maw-Ray after you. If your troops come back dead, don't come pointing fingers at me, asswipe. If you want to know what we really did, heres what happened: Daniel was just associated with me, and we were at a nightclub, one of the girls were spending time with me and the club owner who was in the mafia tried to start a fight, but we took care of him, so, without further adieu, we ask you let us out. You are not our mothers, stop acting like it, you also are not our boss, just an ally. And speaking of which, is it getting cold in here?"
"Yeah. I think we should go back home, you should stop acting like we just committed a genocide."
 
MaxForward said:
PublicMinority87 said:
I then throw a bottle, shattering it. "GOD ******* DAMN IT, LIGHT, YOU LUNATIC. Sorry for shouting, but if there is no stand users amongst you, then you might as well be sending out troops like lemmings off a cliff. Let us handle the mess, or else I blow this place, quite literally, because, I had the liberty of sending Maw-Ray after you. If your troops come back dead, don't come pointing fingers at me, asswipe. If you want to know what we really did, heres what happened: Daniel was just associated with me, and we were at a nightclub, one of the girls were spending time with me and the club owner who was in the mafia tried to start a fight, but we took care of him, so, without further adieu, we ask you let us out. You are not our mothers, stop acting like it, you also are not our boss, just an ally. And speaking of which, is it getting cold in here?"
"Yeah. I think we should go back home, you should stop acting like we just committed a genocide."
(The soldiers are already escorting you to the frontlines)
 
"But I just said, I will not let you go alone."

"It's not like we're gonna nuke the White House or anything like that."
 
PublicMinority87 said:
"I am a caporegime, one of the mafias inner circle, I do not wish to harm you. My name is Emillio Colombo"
Despite Emilio stating that he did not wish to harm them, the EDC soldiers kept aiming their guns at him.

One of them steps forward and motions for his fellow soldiers to lower their guns. "At this moment, we are assaulting your boss's bunker, and we allowed Public and Daniel to join in on the assault. So now we will first let you talk, and if you try any funny business, we are going to give you a choice. You and your boss either surrender, or be forcefully incarcerated against your will. Light would prefer the latter, as he does not wish to destroy this city any further than it already has."
 
Emilio calmly puts his hands up, showing no fear. "So long as you do not harm me, I will not counter."

He then pulls out a clip, then throws a gun on the ground.
 
PublicMinority87 said:
Emilio calmly puts his hands up, showing no fear. "So long as you do not harm me, I will not counter."
He then pulls out a clip, then throws a gun on the ground.
The soldier, apparently the commander, nods. "Alright, so what did you want to talk to us about?"
 
"The boss wants you to enter, but there is a large army in there. I would prefer that you not cause a complete bloodbath of the place, I am the one cleaning it." Emilio explains. "However, the boss wants a fight to the death."
 
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